| #361 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 16 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #733 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #790 | CRIMBCO mug | 12 |
| #1702 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
| #78 | Crimbo Credit | 178 |
| #210 | Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter | 1 |
| #164 | Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder | 2 |
| #171 | Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs | 2 |
| #217 | Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module | 1 |
| #217 | Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head | 1 |
| #1779 | Crimbuck | 80 |
| #1537 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 2 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #259 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 6 |
| #1280 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #776 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #519 | bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #858 | bone chips | 3 |
| #954 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #321 | breaded beer | 2 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #504 | chocolate bath ball | 1 |
| #439 | divine champagne flute | 6 |
| #49 | exotic parrot egg | 1 |
| #239 | giant glass of brandy | 2 |
| #1487 | herringcello | 11 |
| #160 | holiday log | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #416 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 3 |
| #119 | miniature coffin | 1 |
| #1344 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #1565 | mushroom fermenting solution | 1 |
| #250 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #1215 | paperclip | 1 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #1026 | portable photocopier | 1 |
| #130 | pregnant oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #1101 | pumpkinhead mask | 1 |
| #236 | queen cookie | 2 |
| #586 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #137 | silent B | 1 |
| #96 | silent I | 5 |
| #134 | silent J | 2 |
| #139 | silent O | 4 |
| #99 | silent P | 6 |
| #22 | silent T | 3 |
| #122 | silent W | 1 |
| #138 | silent X | 2 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #591 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |