| Rank | Item | Quantity |
|---|---|---|
| #921 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #142 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 173 |
| #845 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #794 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #785 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #888 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #898 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #906 | antique shield | 1 |
| #948 | antique spear | 1 |
| #673 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #745 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1 |
| #1005 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| #694 | black greaves | 1 |
| #695 | black helmet | 1 |
| #667 | black shield | 1 |
| #727 | black sword | 1 |
| #964 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| #1102 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1109 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #592 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
| #798 | clown shoes | 1 |
| #850 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #587 | distressed denim pants | 1 |
| #177 | drum machine | 37 |
| #1000 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #972 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #793 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #223 | grass blade | 1 |
| #194 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #791 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #785 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #63 | razor-sharp can lid | 445 |
| #577 | reinforced beaded headband | 1 |
| #1131 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #638 | round purple sunglasses | 1 |
| #27 | spice melange | 16 |
| #33 | spices | 5,066 |
| #72 | spider web | 821 |
Wow, that's 6,597 items total!
what items are this player missing?