| #1459 | Amulet of Yendor | 1 |
| #884 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 1 |
| #364 | Ram's Face Lager | 69 |
| #1885 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| #873 | black candy heart | 1 |
| #812 | black snowcone | 1 |
| #917 | black-and-blue light | 1 |
| #940 | blue plasma ball | 1 |
| #877 | blue snowcone | 1 |
| #2703 | brick | 1 |
| #802 | cheap studded belt | 1 |
| #1796 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #666 | cymbal syrup | 1 |
| #1480 | defective skull | 1 |
| #1182 | encoder ring | 1 |
| #1776 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1989 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #1793 | fake hand | 1 |
| #821 | flavored foot massage oil | 1 |
| #816 | foam dart | 1 |
| #841 | green snowcone | 1 |
| #1831 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #1885 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #1896 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 1 |
| #731 | mood ring | 1 |
| #860 | orange snowcone | 1 |
| #736 | personal massager | 1 |
| #984 | personalized coffee mug | 1 |
| #1653 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 1 |
| #1884 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #891 | purple snowcone | 1 |
| #8 | rainbow tie | 30 |
| #845 | red snowcone | 1 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #801 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 1 |
| #2174 | toast | 69 |
| #2053 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #1456 | x-ray specs | 1 |
| #2120 | yellow snowcone | 1 |