Theophastus

RankItemQuantity
#650tiny plastic 11 Dealer1
#1094tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf7
#2119tiny plastic Axe Wound3
#1175tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth4
#567tiny plastic Beelzebozo8
#1228tiny plastic Black Knight6
#2068tiny plastic Bonerdagon2
#661tiny plastic Boss Bat7
#1989tiny plastic Cheshire bat9
#621tiny plastic Crimbo Casino1
#1349tiny plastic Crimbo elf7
#1476tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer6
#924tiny plastic Crimbo wreath4
#576tiny plastic Crimbomination1
#635tiny plastic Don Crimbo1
#1149tiny plastic Felonia4
#2736tiny plastic G Imp2
#1488tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser5
#1740tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester4
#1459tiny plastic Hellion5
#944tiny plastic Iiti Kitty8
#2059tiny plastic Knob Goblin King2
#591tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter12
#1770tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl4
#2772tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist2
#1237tiny plastic Knott Yeti6
#919tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy8
#1238tiny plastic Protagonist6
#1029tiny plastic Spam Witch7
#2745tiny plastic Spunky Princess2
#1191tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski4
#2060tiny plastic The Man2
#1742tiny plastic Trouser Snake4
#592tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo6
#1764tiny plastic XXX pr0n4
#2626tiny plastic accordion thief2
#2859tiny plastic angry bugbear2
#6122tiny plastic angry goat2
#1241tiny plastic anime smiley6
#1071tiny plastic apathetic lizardman7
#2139tiny plastic astronomer3
#1646tiny plastic baby gravy fairy11
#2873tiny plastic barrrnacle6
#2793tiny plastic beanbat2
#4481tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar1
#2246tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball8
#950tiny plastic blooper8
#1480tiny plastic brainsweeper5
#1217tiny plastic briefcase bat6
#2503tiny plastic cocoabo7
#3958tiny plastic coffee pixie4
#759tiny plastic conservationist hippy6
#1069tiny plastic cubist bull7
#1244tiny plastic demoninja6
#953tiny plastic drunk goat8
#1230tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus6
#1250tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker6
#1791tiny plastic fluffy bunny4
#1052tiny plastic fruit golem7
#2256tiny plastic fuzzy dice8
#4858tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick3
#1834tiny plastic ghuol whelp10
#1433tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers5
#2165tiny plastic goth giant3
#2485tiny plastic grue7
#1720tiny plastic handsome mariachi4
#4598tiny plastic hermit1
#1853tiny plastic howling balloon monkey10
#3902tiny plastic killer bee4
#1245tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box6
#1813tiny plastic leprechaun10
#1520tiny plastic levitating potato12
#2730tiny plastic lobsterfrogman2
#6161tiny plastic mosquito2
#2155tiny plastic ninja snowman3
#1345tiny plastic pastamancer4
#1830tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime10
#2644tiny plastic sauceror2
#1465tiny plastic scary clown5
#2610tiny plastic seal clubber2
#638tiny plastic senile lihc11
#1247tiny plastic smarmy pirate6
#1721tiny plastic spiny skelelton4
#2273tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton8
#2194tiny plastic spooky vampire3
#4865tiny plastic stab bat3
#3349tiny plastic star starfish5
#584tiny plastic stocking mimic1
#1654tiny plastic sweet nutcracker5
#1243tiny plastic taco cat6
#1727tiny plastic topiary golem4
#2660tiny plastic turtle tamer2
#1772tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni4
#1074tiny plastic warwelf7
#1045tiny plastic whitesnake7
#1767tiny plastic zmobie4

Wow, that's 487 items total!

what items are this player missing?