| #639 | "DRINK ME" potion | 1 |
| #931 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #234 | Connery's Elixir of Audacity | 1 |
| #2054 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #235 | Game Grid token | 2 |
| #349 | Knob stuffed shells | 1 |
| #1552 | Mad Train wine | 3 |
| #304 | Mae West | 1 |
| #346 | Mon Tiki | 1 |
| #286 | Neuromancer | 1 |
| #129 | New Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #171 | Supernova Champagne | 38 |
| #1257 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 11 |
| #907 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 5 |
| #705 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
| #1478 | abominable snowcone | 1 |
| #498 | antique packet of ketchup | 1 |
| #1885 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| #338 | banana cream pie | 1 |
| #875 | black candy heart | 1 |
| #918 | black-and-blue light | 1 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #241 | boilermaker | 1 |
| #378 | bottle of Definit | 1 |
| #244 | bottle of Domesticated Turkey | 7 |
| #682 | bottle of rum | 43 |
| #1370 | bottle of tequila | 1 |
| #1262 | bottle of vodka | 1 |
| #1355 | bottle of whiskey | 2 |
| #5242 | box of sunshine | 6 |
| #2369 | brick | 2 |
| #879 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #667 | cymbal syrup | 1 |
| #561 | dense meat stack | 50 |
| #1578 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #947 | effervescent potion | 1 |
| #253 | especially salty dog | 1 |
| #1297 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 9 |
| #203 | fettucini Inconnu | 3 |
| #816 | foam dart | 1 |
| #501 | frigid mote | 1 |
| #576 | frozen Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #274 | gimlet | 1 |
| #897 | glass of goat's milk | 1 |
| #221 | gnocchetti di Nietzsche | 2 |
| #547 | goat cheese pizza | 8 |
| #736 | green candy heart | 7 |
| #779 | lavender candy heart | 6 |
| #430 | lesser grodulated violet | 1 |
| #1041 | magical ice cubes | 3 |
| #547 | meat paste | 29 |
| #249 | milk of magnesium | 3 |
| #156 | olive lo mein | 1 |
| #819 | orange candy heart | 7 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #719 | pink candy heart | 8 |
| #2035 | pretty flower | 1 |
| #394 | prismatic wad | 2 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #853 | salty dog | 1 |
| #257 | shot of nepenthe schnapps | 1 |
| #1414 | skeleton bone | 1 |
| #1094 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #155 | stinky hi mein | 3 |
| #8851 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #7811 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 2 |
| #2663 | stuffed key | 1 |
| #7018 | stuffed scary death orb | 3 |
| #2688 | stuffed treasure chest | 1 |
| #269 | sugar sheet | 5 |
| #141 | teqiwila slammer | 4 |
| #32 | tofu wonton | 15 |
| #464 | vodka martini | 1 |
| #257 | vodka stratocaster | 1 |
| #741 | white candy heart | 9 |
| #624 | white chocolate chip cookies | 2 |
| #187 | yellow brick road | 5 |
| #739 | yellow candy heart | 15 |
| #2120 | yellow snowcone | 1 |