| #639 | "DRINK ME" potion | 1 |
| #932 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #883 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #232 | Connery's Elixir of Audacity | 1 |
| #2053 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #236 | Game Grid token | 2 |
| #352 | Knob stuffed shells | 1 |
| #1554 | Mad Train wine | 3 |
| #308 | Mae West | 1 |
| #348 | Mon Tiki | 1 |
| #287 | Neuromancer | 1 |
| #128 | New Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #172 | Supernova Champagne | 38 |
| #1256 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 11 |
| #907 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 5 |
| #706 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
| #1478 | abominable snowcone | 1 |
| #497 | antique packet of ketchup | 1 |
| #1883 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| #338 | banana cream pie | 1 |
| #874 | black candy heart | 1 |
| #918 | black-and-blue light | 1 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #242 | boilermaker | 1 |
| #378 | bottle of Definit | 1 |
| #243 | bottle of Domesticated Turkey | 7 |
| #681 | bottle of rum | 43 |
| #1367 | bottle of tequila | 1 |
| #1260 | bottle of vodka | 1 |
| #1355 | bottle of whiskey | 2 |
| #5246 | box of sunshine | 6 |
| #2374 | brick | 2 |
| #883 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #664 | cymbal syrup | 1 |
| #556 | dense meat stack | 50 |
| #1576 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #947 | effervescent potion | 1 |
| #255 | especially salty dog | 1 |
| #1294 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 9 |
| #204 | fettucini Inconnu | 3 |
| #815 | foam dart | 1 |
| #501 | frigid mote | 1 |
| #576 | frozen Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #275 | gimlet | 1 |
| #896 | glass of goat's milk | 1 |
| #220 | gnocchetti di Nietzsche | 2 |
| #547 | goat cheese pizza | 8 |
| #734 | green candy heart | 7 |
| #778 | lavender candy heart | 6 |
| #432 | lesser grodulated violet | 1 |
| #1051 | magical ice cubes | 3 |
| #549 | meat paste | 29 |
| #248 | milk of magnesium | 3 |
| #156 | olive lo mein | 1 |
| #817 | orange candy heart | 7 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #717 | pink candy heart | 8 |
| #2037 | pretty flower | 1 |
| #391 | prismatic wad | 2 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #3658 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #855 | salty dog | 1 |
| #260 | shot of nepenthe schnapps | 1 |
| #1414 | skeleton bone | 1 |
| #1097 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #155 | stinky hi mein | 3 |
| #8861 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #7820 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 2 |
| #2682 | stuffed key | 1 |
| #7031 | stuffed scary death orb | 3 |
| #2706 | stuffed treasure chest | 1 |
| #269 | sugar sheet | 5 |
| #142 | teqiwila slammer | 4 |
| #33 | tofu wonton | 15 |
| #466 | vodka martini | 1 |
| #258 | vodka stratocaster | 1 |
| #740 | white candy heart | 9 |
| #624 | white chocolate chip cookies | 2 |
| #189 | yellow brick road | 5 |
| #735 | yellow candy heart | 15 |
| #2114 | yellow snowcone | 1 |