Zar of Sarpeidon

RankItemQuantity
#295A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 51
#1368Copper Alpha of Sincerity1
#9Event Horizon25
🥈Stabonic scroll1
#6Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste1,462
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
🥈anniversary concrete fedora1
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#25exotic jungle fruit231
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#3382obsidian dagger1
#88open sauce33
#332phish stick3
#436shiny butcherknife1
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
🥉stolen sushi32,466
#669vanilla-frosted king cake1

Wow, that's 34,231 items total!

what items are this player missing?