Mandoline

RankItemQuantity
🥈A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 112
#12A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used)1
#278A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 21
#8A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used)1
#9A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)1
#10A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 47
#294A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 51
#249A. W. O. L. commendation25
#334Bling of the New Wave4
#18Bowl of Infinite Jelly1
#23Carpathian longsword100
🥉How to Tolerate Jerks1
#21Liam's mail168
#31Mr. Screege's spectacles101
#55Mysterious Black Box59
#52Mysterious Blue Box66
#50Mysterious Green Box70
#51Mysterious Red Box62
#1201Nickel Gamma of Frugality2
#10Space Trip safety headphones1
#23Spookyraven signet153
#1207Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette2
#1576Thwaitgold bee statuette1
#415Thwaitgold bookworm statuette3
#214Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette6
#1168Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette2
#154Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette1
#1207Thwaitgold firefly statuette3
#1044Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette3
#100Thwaitgold harvestman statuette1
#320Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette1
#328Thwaitgold maggot statuette12
#79Thwaitgold protozoa statuette10
#901Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette3
#96Thwaitgold slug statuette48
#1399Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette6
#35Unfortunato's foolscap74
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
#30burnt snowpants74
🥉control crystal1
#32donated booze827
#17donated candy1,152
#26donated food879
#26fleshy lump92
#40frigid derringer80
#34haunted bindle79
#363magical pony: Dusk Shiny4
#219magical pony: Pearjack8
#368magical pony: Rosey Cake4
#406magical pony: Shutterfly3
#234magical pony: Spectrum Dash8
#254magical pony: Uniquity7
#6marine aquamarine366
#92miming gloves1
#37musty moccasins1
#6porcelain powder3
#61sawblade shield57
#11sealhide seal doll497
#34smoldering bagel punch63
#108smoldering box1
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#36standards and practices guide72
#22tie-dyed fannypack52

Wow, that's 5,346 items total!

what items are this player missing?