| #220 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 24 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #409 | Jack-in-the-box | 15 |
| 🥉 | Knob Goblin seltzer | 70,002 |
| #264 | Red Rover BB gun | 14 |
| #263 | Zim Merman's guitar | 3 |
| #634 | anniversary gift box | 6 |
| #268 | beaten-up Chucks | 2 |
| #147 | bejeweled cufflinks | 26 |
| #307 | cheap elven gloves | 14 |
| #707 | club necklace | 10 |
| #355 | designer handbag | 8 |
| #1000 | diamond necklace | 7 |
| #328 | elven socks | 14 |
| #199 | fancy opera glasses | 21 |
| #287 | festive holiday hat | 15 |
| #179 | garish pinky ring | 24 |
| #221 | giant designer sunglasses | 20 |
| #638 | heart necklace | 11 |
| #279 | longhaired hippy wig | 2 |
| #241 | orange peel hat | 2 |
| #414 | pack of KWE trading card | 8 |
| #1304 | patent leather shoes | 1 |
| #1464 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| #509 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 14 |
| #627 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 12 |
| #455 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 15 |
| #319 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 19 |
| #621 | spade necklace | 11 |
| #527 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 84 |
| #634 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 69 |
| #849 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 55 |
| #315 | stuffed Meat | 132 |
| #682 | stuffed angry cow | 66 |
| #740 | stuffed astral badger | 64 |
| #726 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 66 |
| #612 | stuffed cocoabo | 71 |
| #757 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 63 |
| #781 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 62 |
| #769 | stuffed hand turkey | 62 |
| #288 | stuffed key | 187 |
| #666 | stuffed mind flayer | 71 |
| #408 | stuffed mink | 110 |
| #498 | stuffed monocle | 96 |
| #867 | stuffed scary death orb | 57 |
| #779 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 61 |
| #577 | stuffed snowy owl | 75 |
| #714 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 67 |
| #579 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 76 |
| #457 | stuffed teddy butler | 101 |
| #375 | stuffed tin of caviar | 116 |
| #284 | stuffed treasure chest | 187 |
| #600 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 75 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #259 | tube sock | 2 |
| #587 | wreath of laurels | 1 |