| #220 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 24 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #407 | Jack-in-the-box | 15 |
| 🥉 | Knob Goblin seltzer | 70,002 |
| #265 | Red Rover BB gun | 14 |
| #266 | Zim Merman's guitar | 3 |
| #633 | anniversary gift box | 6 |
| #268 | beaten-up Chucks | 2 |
| #147 | bejeweled cufflinks | 26 |
| #307 | cheap elven gloves | 14 |
| #705 | club necklace | 10 |
| #359 | designer handbag | 8 |
| #998 | diamond necklace | 7 |
| #328 | elven socks | 14 |
| #202 | fancy opera glasses | 21 |
| #286 | festive holiday hat | 15 |
| #179 | garish pinky ring | 24 |
| #221 | giant designer sunglasses | 20 |
| #639 | heart necklace | 11 |
| #280 | longhaired hippy wig | 2 |
| #242 | orange peel hat | 2 |
| #418 | pack of KWE trading card | 8 |
| #1303 | patent leather shoes | 1 |
| #1465 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| #511 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 14 |
| #627 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 12 |
| #461 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 15 |
| #320 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 19 |
| #623 | spade necklace | 11 |
| #531 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 84 |
| #640 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 69 |
| #853 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 55 |
| #320 | stuffed Meat | 132 |
| #686 | stuffed angry cow | 66 |
| #744 | stuffed astral badger | 64 |
| #732 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 66 |
| #615 | stuffed cocoabo | 71 |
| #762 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 63 |
| #781 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 62 |
| #771 | stuffed hand turkey | 62 |
| #293 | stuffed key | 187 |
| #671 | stuffed mind flayer | 71 |
| #415 | stuffed mink | 110 |
| #504 | stuffed monocle | 96 |
| #867 | stuffed scary death orb | 57 |
| #782 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 61 |
| #578 | stuffed snowy owl | 75 |
| #719 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 67 |
| #583 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 76 |
| #461 | stuffed teddy butler | 101 |
| #379 | stuffed tin of caviar | 116 |
| #288 | stuffed treasure chest | 187 |
| #603 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 75 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #259 | tube sock | 2 |
| #590 | wreath of laurels | 1 |