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| #1016 | 30669 scroll | 1 |
| #1224 | 33398 scroll | 1 |
| #933 | 334 scroll | 1 |
| #2242 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #2096 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| #1009 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 1 |
| #229 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 325 |
| #2403 | Valentine | 1 |
| #705 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
| #1008 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #1433 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #657 | ancient Magi-Wipes | 1 |
| #632 | ant agonist | 1 |
| #885 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #894 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #904 | antique shield | 1 |
| #947 | antique spear | 1 |
| #1923 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #563 | banana peel | 2 |
| #1236 | bar skin | 1 |
| #1018 | bat wing | 1 |
| #1174 | batgut | 1 |
| #681 | beach glass bead | 1 |
| #966 | beer bomb | 1 |
| #723 | beer lens | 1 |
| #1006 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| #801 | bilge wine | 1 |
| #651 | bit-o-cactus | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #965 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| #458 | bottle of Vangoghbitussin | 1 |
| #698 | bottle of alcohol | 1 |
| #1327 | bottle of gin | 1 |
| #1585 | bottle of rum | 1 |
| #1370 | bottle of tequila | 1 |
| #1262 | bottle of vodka | 1 |
| #1505 | bottle of whiskey | 1 |
| #1138 | bowl of cottage cheese | 1 |
| #1058 | box | 1 |
| #1335 | boxed wine | 1 |
| #625 | broken sword | 1 |
| #543 | bronzed locust | 1 |
| #1104 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #591 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
| #540 | cactus fruit | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #35 | crusty hula hoop | 14 |
| #208 | duct tape | 220 |
| #455 | empty agua de vida bottle | 380 |
| #165 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #202 | glass of baboon milk | 3 |
| #158 | goblin hunting spear | 1 |
| #609 | lewd playing card | 3 |
| #405 | llama lama gong | 1 |
| #181 | plot hole | 1,200 |
| #192 | probability potion | 500 |
| #138 | procrastination potion | 833 |
| #53 | red wagon | 10 |
| #67 | rickety old unicycle | 1 |
| #204 | shiny tribal beads | 6 |
| #361 | thin black candle | 600 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8144 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8090 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #620 | white picket fence | 3 |
| #406 | wumpus hair | 2 |