| #1715 | Angry Farmer candy | 5 |
| #766 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 4 |
| #638 | ancient frozen dinner | 1 |
| #1583 | awful poetry journal | 4 |
| #668 | black forest cake | 1 |
| #2979 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 4 |
| #479 | bloody mary | 2 |
| #385 | bottle of Jorge Sinsonte | 1 |
| #918 | bottle of gin | 6 |
| #409 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 1 |
| #679 | bottle of popskull | 1 |
| #1255 | bottle of rum | 5 |
| #1218 | bottle of tequila | 2 |
| #1021 | bottle of whiskey | 8 |
| #230 | box turtle | 1 |
| #397 | can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #368 | cardboard ore | 4 |
| #1435 | chaos butterfly | 6 |
| #911 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 6 |
| #196 | furry green turtle | 1 |
| #1638 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2407 | irradiated candy cane | 2 |
| #230 | knobby helmet turtle | 1 |
| #699 | plot hole | 54 |
| #952 | radium-flavored potato chips | 6 |
| #94 | samurai turtle | 1 |
| #179 | sewer turtle | 1 |
| #469 | soda water | 2 |
| #1130 | squashed frog | 1 |
| #258 | stolen office supplies | 9 |
| #5197 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 6 |
| #6927 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 3 |
| #6261 | stuffed angry cow | 4 |
| #5334 | stuffed astral badger | 6 |
| #5760 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 5 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #5799 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 5 |
| #5330 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 6 |
| #8969 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8902 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #5804 | stuffed scary death orb | 5 |
| #6361 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 4 |
| #4393 | stuffed snowy owl | 8 |
| #5314 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 6 |
| #5288 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 6 |
| #8883 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #709 | ten-leaf clover | 8 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #110 | torquoise | 1 |
| #617 | tropical orchid | 1 |
| #441 | whiskey and cola | 3 |
| #458 | white Canadian | 5 |
| #914 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 6 |
| #275 | worthless gewgaw | 21 |
| #324 | worthless knick-knack | 21 |
| #249 | worthless trinket | 21 |