| #1714 | Angry Farmer candy | 5 |
| #767 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 4 |
| #637 | ancient frozen dinner | 1 |
| #1582 | awful poetry journal | 4 |
| #669 | black forest cake | 1 |
| #2978 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 4 |
| #480 | bloody mary | 2 |
| #386 | bottle of Jorge Sinsonte | 1 |
| #920 | bottle of gin | 6 |
| #409 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 1 |
| #680 | bottle of popskull | 1 |
| #1258 | bottle of rum | 5 |
| #1218 | bottle of tequila | 2 |
| #1021 | bottle of whiskey | 8 |
| #230 | box turtle | 1 |
| #396 | can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #370 | cardboard ore | 4 |
| #1437 | chaos butterfly | 6 |
| #913 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 6 |
| #195 | furry green turtle | 1 |
| #1640 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2406 | irradiated candy cane | 2 |
| #232 | knobby helmet turtle | 1 |
| #698 | plot hole | 54 |
| #953 | radium-flavored potato chips | 6 |
| #94 | samurai turtle | 1 |
| #180 | sewer turtle | 1 |
| #473 | soda water | 2 |
| #1131 | squashed frog | 1 |
| #259 | stolen office supplies | 9 |
| #5208 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 6 |
| #6938 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 3 |
| #6273 | stuffed angry cow | 4 |
| #5354 | stuffed astral badger | 6 |
| #5772 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 5 |
| #8831 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #1578 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #5809 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 5 |
| #5338 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 6 |
| #8979 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8912 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #5815 | stuffed scary death orb | 5 |
| #6374 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 4 |
| #4403 | stuffed snowy owl | 8 |
| #5326 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 6 |
| #5298 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 6 |
| #8893 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #712 | ten-leaf clover | 8 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #111 | torquoise | 1 |
| #617 | tropical orchid | 1 |
| #443 | whiskey and cola | 3 |
| #460 | white Canadian | 5 |
| #915 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 6 |
| #279 | worthless gewgaw | 21 |
| #327 | worthless knick-knack | 21 |
| #252 | worthless trinket | 21 |