| #1716 | Angry Farmer candy | 5 |
| #767 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 4 |
| #638 | ancient frozen dinner | 1 |
| #1582 | awful poetry journal | 4 |
| #669 | black forest cake | 1 |
| #2978 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 4 |
| #482 | bloody mary | 2 |
| #386 | bottle of Jorge Sinsonte | 1 |
| #918 | bottle of gin | 6 |
| #408 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 1 |
| #679 | bottle of popskull | 1 |
| #1256 | bottle of rum | 5 |
| #1217 | bottle of tequila | 2 |
| #1021 | bottle of whiskey | 8 |
| #230 | box turtle | 1 |
| #396 | can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #369 | cardboard ore | 4 |
| #1437 | chaos butterfly | 6 |
| #912 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 6 |
| #195 | furry green turtle | 1 |
| #1641 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2408 | irradiated candy cane | 2 |
| #232 | knobby helmet turtle | 1 |
| #698 | plot hole | 54 |
| #952 | radium-flavored potato chips | 6 |
| #95 | samurai turtle | 1 |
| #179 | sewer turtle | 1 |
| #473 | soda water | 2 |
| #1131 | squashed frog | 1 |
| #259 | stolen office supplies | 9 |
| #5209 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 6 |
| #6938 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 3 |
| #6272 | stuffed angry cow | 4 |
| #5355 | stuffed astral badger | 6 |
| #5773 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 5 |
| #8834 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #1580 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #5808 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 5 |
| #5339 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 6 |
| #8981 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8915 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #5816 | stuffed scary death orb | 5 |
| #6371 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 4 |
| #4405 | stuffed snowy owl | 8 |
| #5327 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 6 |
| #5299 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 6 |
| #8894 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #712 | ten-leaf clover | 8 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1017 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #979 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #111 | torquoise | 1 |
| #618 | tropical orchid | 1 |
| #444 | whiskey and cola | 3 |
| #461 | white Canadian | 5 |
| #913 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 6 |
| #280 | worthless gewgaw | 21 |
| #327 | worthless knick-knack | 21 |
| #255 | worthless trinket | 21 |