| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #29 | Red Dwarf | 7 |
| 🥈 | The Sagittarian's leisure pants | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #241 | discocktail | 10 |
| 🥇 | duct tape dockers | 646 |
| #136 | eagle's milk | 1 |
| 🥈 | experimental carbon fiber pasta additive | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| #2409 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #101 | stuffed martini | 91 |
| #4 | unearthed volcanic meteoroid | 1 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #630 | white balloon | 2 |