| #574 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 3 |
| #588 | C.H.U.M. knife | 1 |
| #2740 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #792 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 2 |
| #731 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 5 |
| #252 | ant pitchfork | 1 |
| #478 | asbestos sword | 1 |
| #885 | asparagus knife | 2 |
| #579 | barbed-wire fence | 6 |
| #784 | batblade | 1 |
| #313 | black sword | 8 |
| #3830 | candy stake | 1 |
| #940 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #331 | dense meat stack | 600 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #648 | frigid ninja stars | 23 |
| #1921 | giant discarded plastic fork | 2 |
| #772 | giant needle | 13 |
| #3382 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #788 | hot katana blade | 4 |
| #426 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #521 | linoleum sword | 1 |
| #1489 | oversized fish scaler | 3 |
| #414 | oversized pizza cutter | 12 |
| #450 | pointed stick | 1 |
| #386 | pygmy blowgun | 2 |
| #528 | razor-sharp can lid | 15 |
| #2247 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #723 | ridiculously huge sword | 7 |
| #666 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 1 |
| #558 | rubber axe | 1 |
| #347 | rusty bonesaw | 1 |
| #849 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #329 | sabre teeth | 25 |
| #265 | sawblade fragment | 84 |
| #90 | shuddersword | 1 |
| #626 | skewer | 4 |
| #193 | star throwing star | 1 |
| #412 | sweet ninja sword | 2 |
| #501 | teeny-tiny ninja stars | 1 |
| #626 | tiny ninja sword | 1 |
| #666 | titanium assault umbrella | 6 |
| #1777 | vibrating cyborg knife | 4 |
| #768 | viking helmet | 4 |
| #469 | vorpal blade | 8 |
| #854 | white sword | 1 |
| #320 | witty rapier | 8 |
| #811 | wooden stakes | 1 |