| #574 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 3 |
| #588 | C.H.U.M. knife | 1 |
| #2738 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #791 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 2 |
| #731 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 5 |
| #249 | ant pitchfork | 1 |
| #478 | asbestos sword | 1 |
| #884 | asparagus knife | 2 |
| #577 | barbed-wire fence | 6 |
| #783 | batblade | 1 |
| #311 | black sword | 8 |
| #3831 | candy stake | 1 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #334 | dense meat stack | 600 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #646 | frigid ninja stars | 23 |
| #1920 | giant discarded plastic fork | 2 |
| #772 | giant needle | 13 |
| #3379 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #790 | hot katana blade | 4 |
| #424 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #521 | linoleum sword | 1 |
| #1490 | oversized fish scaler | 3 |
| #412 | oversized pizza cutter | 12 |
| #450 | pointed stick | 1 |
| #385 | pygmy blowgun | 2 |
| #525 | razor-sharp can lid | 15 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #722 | ridiculously huge sword | 7 |
| #665 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 1 |
| #558 | rubber axe | 1 |
| #349 | rusty bonesaw | 1 |
| #848 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #329 | sabre teeth | 25 |
| #265 | sawblade fragment | 84 |
| #89 | shuddersword | 1 |
| #626 | skewer | 4 |
| #193 | star throwing star | 1 |
| #412 | sweet ninja sword | 2 |
| #500 | teeny-tiny ninja stars | 1 |
| #625 | tiny ninja sword | 1 |
| #665 | titanium assault umbrella | 6 |
| #1779 | vibrating cyborg knife | 4 |
| #766 | viking helmet | 4 |
| #466 | vorpal blade | 8 |
| #854 | white sword | 1 |
| #321 | witty rapier | 8 |
| #813 | wooden stakes | 1 |