| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #160 | Boozehounds Anonymous token | 5 |
| #649 | CRIMBCO scrip | 230 |
| #5 | Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce | 183 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator | 1 |
| #1820 | Crimbuck | 70 |
| #461 | FDKOL hotcakes | 2 |
| #248 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
| #283 | Nardz energy beverage | 1 |
| #238 | Pack of Alice's Army Cards | 1 |
| #125 | Science Notebook | 1 |
| #175 | Swizzler | 48 |
| #384 | Tales of the Word Realms | 1 |
| #223 | alien force field disruptor bean | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #251 | banana supersucker | 1 |
| #968 | bananagate | 1 |
| #93 | bananarama bangle | 1 |
| #222 | cheap cigar butt | 10 |
| #68 | cinnamon troll doll | 1 |
| #279 | disco horoscope (Aquarius) | 1 |
| #280 | disco horoscope (Aries) | 1 |
| #276 | disco horoscope (Cancer) | 1 |
| #285 | disco horoscope (Capricorn) | 1 |
| #272 | disco horoscope (Gemini) | 1 |
| #261 | disco horoscope (Leo) | 1 |
| #278 | disco horoscope (Libra) | 1 |
| #276 | disco horoscope (Pisces) | 1 |
| #272 | disco horoscope (Sagittarius) | 1 |
| #284 | disco horoscope (Scorpio) | 1 |
| #274 | disco horoscope (Taurus) | 1 |
| #278 | disco horoscope (Virgo) | 1 |
| #42 | eldritch scanner | 1 |
| #380 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #62 | fudge pocket square | 1 |
| #259 | fudge spork | 1 |
| #1184 | fudgecule | 21 |
| #241 | government cheese | 3 |
| #110 | gummi ammonite | 2 |
| #106 | gummi belemnite | 2 |
| #104 | gummi trilobite | 2 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #897 | kumquartz | 1 |
| #84 | kumquartz ring | 1 |
| #250 | kumquat supersucker | 1 |
| #122 | licorice root | 66 |
| #233 | lime supersucker | 1 |
| #141 | pair of pearidot earrings | 1 |
| #207 | pear supersucker | 1 |
| #400 | pearidot | 14 |
| #417 | pile of gold coins | 2 |
| #195 | possessed tomato | 2 |
| #601 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #253 | reflection of a map | 1 |
| #258 | smudged alchemical recipe | 1 |
| #225 | strawberry supersucker | 1 |
| #918 | strawberyl | 1 |
| #77 | strawberyl necklace | 1 |
| #814 | tourmalime | 2 |
| #106 | tourmalime tourniquet | 1 |
| #328 | unstable quark | 1 |
| #247 | unused walkie-talkie | 1 |