| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #117 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #179 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #190 | Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate | 1 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #195 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #118 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #130 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 1 |
| #144 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| #215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #101 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #1594 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #1169 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #192 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #669 | box of sunshine | 466 |
| #1472 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #20 | glowing El Vibrato drone | 1 |
| #1701 | sandwich of the gods | 2 |
| #34 | stick of dynamite | 157 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #602 | tenderizing hammer | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #17 | useless powder | 99,934 |