Optimus Prim

RankItemQuantity
#14573-ball1
#73730669 scroll4
#773334 scroll2
#6269-ball1
#748Blackfly Chardonnay1
#791Daffy Taffy34
#251Ferrigno's Elixir of Power1
#1011Goodfella contract1
#308Mae West1
#331McMillicancuddy's Special Lager7
#1893Mr. Mediocrebar11
#555Ram's Face Lager19
#1903Rock Pops11
#727Snow Queen Crown1
#278Steal This Candy8
#1529Yummy Tummy bean83
#277alphabet gum6
#1192astral mushroom1
#585bag of Cheat-Os8
#399black & tan3
#443black forest cake4
#552black forest ham1
#409black pepper3
#522black pudding2
#918bottle of gin6
#1070bottle of rum10
#870bottle of tequila9
#913bottle of vodka5
#983bottle of whiskey9
#748boxed wine12
#1606brick10
#226can-can-in-a-can1
#480candied kobold6
#612cocktail napkin1
#2105duct tape2
#1062dusty bottle of Merlot1
#1030dusty bottle of Muscat1
#931dusty bottle of Pinot Noir2
#1060dusty bottle of Port1
#1015dusty bottle of Zinfandel1
#1985fake fake vomit1
#133flask of Amontillado1
#604fuzzbump1
#642ga-ga radio1
#564giant foam finger1
#322grog4
#491left half of a heart necklace1
#473lemon78
#1371lucky rabbit's foot3
#666martini1
#1122nanite-infested candy cane9
#618oversized pipe1
#142party hat30
#1432pretty flower6
#1131ring of aggravate monster1
#740rocky raccoon2
#3658rubber WWSPD? bracelet1
#386rum and cola4
#1031sawblade shield1
#461screwdriver2
#75shot of flower schnapps23
#357shot of grapefruit schnapps8
#357shot of orange schnapps9
#324shot of tomato schnapps10
#892silver shrimp fork1
#971snifter of thoroughly aged brandy1
#576strawberry daiquiri2
#465strawberry wine1
#7820stuffed Cheshire bitten2
#8942stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech1
#8861stuffed angry cow1
#8973stuffed astral badger1
#8831stuffed cocoabo1
#8923stuffed flaming gravy fairy1
#7820stuffed frozen gravy fairy2
#7885stuffed scary death orb2
#8961stuffed sleazy gravy fairy1
#7679stuffed snowy owl2
#8882stuffed spooky gravy fairy1
#207superamplified boom box1
#610tequila grenade1
#459thistle wine2
#535tiny bottle of absinthe13
#3989tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf1
#1762tiny plastic Axe Wound4
#3177tiny plastic Beelzebozo1
#3121tiny plastic Felonia1
#3829tiny plastic G Imp1
#3882tiny plastic Iiti Kitty1
#3957tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter1
#2782tiny plastic Protagonist2
#3905tiny plastic Spam Witch1
#3062tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski1
#3926tiny plastic Trouser Snake1
#4021tiny plastic angry bugbear1
#2803tiny plastic astronomer2
#3963tiny plastic beanbat1
#3923tiny plastic blooper1
#3177tiny plastic conservationist hippy1
#3910tiny plastic cubist bull1
#3843tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus1
#2202tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker3
#3922tiny plastic fruit golem1
#3902tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers1
#3859tiny plastic goth giant1
#2795tiny plastic handsome mariachi2
#3890tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box1
#3994tiny plastic ninja snowman1
#3891tiny plastic scary clown1
#3936tiny plastic spooky vampire1
#3841tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni1
#3850tiny plastic whitesnake1
#2788tiny plastic zmobie2
#2986toast3
#258vodka stratocaster1
#223white Xanadian1

Wow, that's 571 items total!

what items are this player missing?