| #109 | Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E. | 1 |
| #163 | Mr. Accessory | 1 |
| #611 | bunch of bananas | 4 |
| #747 | clockwork key | 1 |
| #6 | clockwork maid | 100 |
| #1822 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #217 | corpsebite | 1 |
| #1818 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1811 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #1826 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #179 | deactivated MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #1292 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #2536 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #693 | golden ring | 40 |
| #594 | immense cyborg hand | 7 |
| #1825 | killing feather | 24 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #1453 | loose teeth | 1 |
| #3704 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #1042 | nanite-infested eggnog | 5 |
| #2618 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 2 |
| #1086 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 5 |
| #361 | natty blue ascot | 1 |
| #1089 | oversized fish scaler | 5 |
| #655 | polyalloy shield | 6 |
| #2158 | rogue swarmer | 23 |
| #1954 | sawblade fragment | 26 |
| 🥉 | sewer turtle | 349 |
| #285 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 1 |
| #417 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 27 |
| #3949 | tiny plastic angry goat | 4 |
| #8250 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6141 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #2571 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #2492 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 7 |
| #4874 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 3 |
| #6238 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #3965 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 4 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #6099 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #6170 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #3975 | tiny plastic mosquito | 4 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #2642 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #4899 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 3 |
| #4864 | tiny plastic stab bat | 3 |
| #4018 | tiny plastic star starfish | 4 |
| #2198 | unstable laser battery | 21 |
| #873 | vibrating cyborg knife | 8 |
| #2534 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 3 |