| #437 | Atomic Comic | 1 |
| #680 | BGE merchandise order form | 4 |
| #235 | BGE temporary tattoo | 4 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #253 | Lars the Cyberian | 2 |
| #102 | Mr. Accessory | 2 |
| #370 | Red Pill | 1 |
| #69 | Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire | 1 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #254 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 5 |
| #501 | bag of bones | 1 |
| #92 | bottle of Blank-Out | 181 |
| #487 | cranberry schnapps | 1 |
| #189 | deluxe fax machine | 2 |
| #1520 | dill | 2 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #1630 | ghost cucumber | 4 |
| #453 | intriguing puzzle box | 1 |
| #75 | mysterious chest | 1 |
| #328 | paperclip | 141 |
| #225 | portable photocopier | 30 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |