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| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #2740 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #679 | Iiti Kitty phone charm | 1 |
| #3899 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #1186 | Mad Train wine | 14 |
| #722 | antique greaves | 2 |
| #897 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #906 | antique shield | 1 |
| #948 | antique spear | 1 |
| #2128 | barrrnacle | 1 |
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| #929 | black pixel | 2 |
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| #1062 | blue pixel | 8 |
| #105 | booty chest charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #543 | bottle of gin | 25 |
| #348 | bottle of rum | 152 |
| #528 | bottle of vodka | 22 |
| #816 | bottle of whiskey | 17 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
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| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #3274 | club necklace | 1 |
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| #972 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #541 | furniture dolly | 1 |
| #604 | fuzzbump | 1 |
| #950 | green pixel | 9 |
| #1602 | ice-cold Willer | 1 |
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| #310 | mandarina colada | 1 |
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| #3382 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
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| #181 | rum and cola | 12 |
| #48 | shot of rotgut | 32 |
| #135 | spiced rum | 8 |
| #8942 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #7773 | stuffed angry cow | 2 |
| #8973 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #7820 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7006 | stuffed mind flayer | 3 |
| #3952 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 2 |
| #8961 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8882 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
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| #505 | tap shoes | 1 |
| #3989 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3905 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #2790 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 2 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #2795 | tiny plastic blooper | 2 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3902 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #515 | vodka and cranberry | 2 |
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