BGN

RankItemQuantity
#1488Cloaca-Cola fatigues1
#1419Cloaca-Cola helmet1
#1429Cloaca-Cola shield1
#2740Drowsy Sword1
#679Iiti Kitty phone charm1
#3899Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet1
#1186Mad Train wine14
#722antique greaves2
#897antique helmet1
#906antique shield1
#948antique spear1
#2128barrrnacle1
#694black greaves1
#695black helmet1
#929black pixel2
#667black shield1
#727black sword1
#1062blue pixel8
#105booty chest charrrm bracelet1
#543bottle of gin25
#348bottle of rum152
#528bottle of vodka22
#816bottle of whiskey17
#102clockwork hat1
#101clockwork pants1
#154clockwork trench coat1
#3274club necklace1
#1000filthy corduroys1
#972filthy knitted dread sack1
#541furniture dolly1
#604fuzzbump1
#950green pixel9
#1602ice-cold Willer1
#412leprechaun hatchling1
#310mandarina colada1
#234monkey wrench7
#3382obsidian dagger1
#796red pixel1
#411redrum2
#181rum and cola12
#48shot of rotgut32
#135spiced rum8
#8942stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech1
#7773stuffed angry cow2
#8973stuffed astral badger1
#7820stuffed frozen gravy fairy2
#7006stuffed mind flayer3
#3952stuffed shoulder parrot2
#8961stuffed sleazy gravy fairy1
#8882stuffed spooky gravy fairy1
#7774stuffed stinky gravy fairy2
#505tap shoes1
#3989tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf1
#3932tiny plastic Axe Wound1
#3177tiny plastic Bonerdagon1
#3079tiny plastic Boss Bat1
#3121tiny plastic Felonia1
#3909tiny plastic Hellion1
#3910tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist1
#3870tiny plastic Protagonist1
#3905tiny plastic Spam Witch1
#3926tiny plastic Trouser Snake1
#8211tiny plastic angry goat1
#2790tiny plastic apathetic lizardman2
#8249tiny plastic baby gravy fairy1
#8127tiny plastic barrrnacle1
#3963tiny plastic beanbat1
#2795tiny plastic blooper2
#3954tiny plastic brainsweeper1
#3907tiny plastic briefcase bat1
#3910tiny plastic cubist bull1
#3843tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus1
#3909tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker1
#3920tiny plastic fluffy bunny1
#3902tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers1
#3859tiny plastic goth giant1
#8058tiny plastic grue1
#3894tiny plastic handsome mariachi1
#8127tiny plastic howling balloon monkey1
#3890tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box1
#4346tiny plastic pastamancer1
#4450tiny plastic seal clubber1
#3850tiny plastic senile lihc1
#3837tiny plastic spiny skelelton1
#3936tiny plastic spooky vampire1
#3861tiny plastic taco cat1
#3841tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni1
#3850tiny plastic whitesnake1
#515vodka and cranberry2
#1010white lightning2
#873white pixel5

Wow, that's 403 items total!

what items are this player missing?