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| #1426 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #2738 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #676 | Iiti Kitty phone charm | 1 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #1185 | Mad Train wine | 14 |
| #720 | antique greaves | 2 |
| #894 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #904 | antique shield | 1 |
| #947 | antique spear | 1 |
| #2122 | barrrnacle | 1 |
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| #695 | black helmet | 1 |
| #927 | black pixel | 2 |
| #667 | black shield | 1 |
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| #1058 | blue pixel | 8 |
| #104 | booty chest charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #542 | bottle of gin | 25 |
| #350 | bottle of rum | 152 |
| #531 | bottle of vodka | 22 |
| #816 | bottle of whiskey | 17 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
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| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| #999 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #971 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #539 | furniture dolly | 1 |
| #603 | fuzzbump | 1 |
| #948 | green pixel | 9 |
| #1604 | ice-cold Willer | 1 |
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| #308 | mandarina colada | 1 |
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| #3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
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| #177 | rum and cola | 12 |
| #48 | shot of rotgut | 32 |
| #134 | spiced rum | 8 |
| #8930 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #7761 | stuffed angry cow | 2 |
| #8962 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #7811 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6998 | stuffed mind flayer | 3 |
| #3950 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 2 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8873 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
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| #505 | tap shoes | 1 |
| #3980 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3175 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3073 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #3119 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3903 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 2 |
| #8239 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #2791 | tiny plastic blooper | 2 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3828 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #514 | vodka and cranberry | 2 |
| #1009 | white lightning | 2 |
| #868 | white pixel | 5 |