#397 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 4 |
#27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
#684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
#524 | BGE shotglass | 16 |
#675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
#436 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 3 |
#159 | BRAINS shorts | 8 |
#287 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 9 |
#932 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
#319 | Blood Light | 11 |
#424 | Bone's Farm "wine" | 3 |
#255 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 4 |
#264 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 3 |
#34 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
#509 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 2 |
#467 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 2 |
#476 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 2 |
#529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
#790 | CRIMBCO mug | 12 |
#575 | CRIMBCO wine | 13 |
#1702 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 3 |
#786 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 5 |
#563 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 9 |
#6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
#1538 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
#83 | Frosty's arm | 1 |
#378 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 7 |
#88 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
#125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
#534 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
#1196 | Jack-in-the-box | 1 |
#144 | Necrotelicomnicon | 5 |
#217 | Nightstalker perfume | 11 |
#265 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 3 |
#234 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 4 |
#212 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV | 3 |
#313 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V | 1 |
#319 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI | 1 |
#233 | O'RLY manual | 1 |
#286 | Silver Bullet beer | 8 |
#152 | The Necbronomicon | 2 |
🥇 | Thinknerd T-Shirt | 1 |
#918 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 1 |
#234 | actual reality goggles | 1 |
#227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
#1765 | awful poetry journal | 2 |
#350 | bath ball gift set | 14 |
#690 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
#397 | bindlestocking | 6 |
#270 | bite-me-red lipstick | 68 |
#485 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 2 |
#3699 | box of sunshine | 17 |
#289 | chainsaw chain | 1 |
#939 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
#148 | cursed scrunchie | 9 |
#336 | drum of pomade | 2 |
#141 | extra-see-thru nightie | 4 |
#179 | extremely skinny jeans | 5 |
#423 | facsimile dictionary | 25 |
#377 | fudge bunny | 1 |
#324 | funhouse mirror | 1 |
#380 | ghost trap | 1 |
#183 | ghostly body paint | 28 |
#383 | glacial sapphire | 1 |
#691 | invisible bag | 1 |
#211 | kickback cookbook | 3 |
#658 | mummy costume | 8 |
#427 | necrotizing body spray | 9 |
#105 | packet of orchid seeds | 1 |
#206 | pool torpedo | 1 |
#182 | press-on ribs | 46 |
#949 | pumpkinhead mask | 3 |
#228 | silver shotgun shell | 1 |
🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
#10 | snow hat | 1 |
🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
#410 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
#132 | throwing bone | 9 |
#921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
#923 | trilobite fossil | 1 |
#1505 | unstable DNA | 16 |
#225 | very overdue library book | 1 |
#240 | whisker pencil | 36 |
#615 | witch hat | 1 |
#1027 | wolfman mask | 1 |
#1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
🥇 | yield shield | 1 |