| #774 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #227 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #59 | Cherry Cloaca Cola | 50 |
| #212 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 5 |
| #234 | Connery's Elixir of Audacity | 1 |
| #202 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 4 |
| #46 | Diet Cloaca Cola | 50 |
| #250 | Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance | 1 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #1199 | M-242 | 1 |
| #900 | Mad Train wine | 41 |
| #9 | Monstar energy beverage | 1,746 |
| #474 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 1 |
| #44 | Regular Cloaca Cola | 50 |
| #1110 | Spam Witch sammich | 1 |
| #1569 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 5 |
| #706 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
| #333 | abandoned candy | 1 |
| #884 | asparagus knife | 2 |
| #90 | asshat | 66 |
| #569 | beer bong | 1 |
| #687 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #653 | bilge wine | 4 |
| #665 | black pixel | 13 |
| #975 | blue pixel | 11 |
| #3681 | bottle of goofballs | 3 |
| #1262 | bottle of vodka | 1 |
| #779 | bowl of cottage cheese | 8 |
| #127 | brick | 266 |
| #1272 | broken skull | 1 |
| #815 | bum cheek | 4 |
| #244 | chloroform rag | 15 |
| #1980 | club necklace | 3 |
| #1141 | cog | 1 |
| #488 | cursed black pearl onion | 1 |
| #652 | delicious salad | 50 |
| #1594 | diamond necklace | 4 |
| #1024 | disease | 1 |
| #755 | flaregun | 4 |
| #578 | frayed rope belt | 1 |
| #825 | frilly skirt | 1 |
| #77 | giant stuffed bugbear | 1 |
| #1107 | green pixel | 1 |
| #4481 | handful of confetti | 2 |
| #1993 | heart necklace | 3 |
| #923 | ice-cold six-pack | 2 |
| #689 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #72 | miniature carton of clove cigarettes | 10 |
| #143 | oil of slipperiness | 3 |
| #1229 | orange candy heart | 1 |
| #1001 | pink candy heart | 2 |
| #1365 | pixellated candy heart | 4 |
| #1440 | roll of toilet paper | 17 |
| #1101 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 7 |
| #875 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 9 |
| #1521 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 5 |
| #1476 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 5 |
| #12 | sandcastle | 45 |
| #1041 | spade necklace | 7 |
| #1130 | squashed frog | 1 |
| #1819 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #2464 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 6 |
| #1967 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 25 |
| #2142 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 23 |
| #2642 | stuffed Meat | 4 |
| #2621 | stuffed angry cow | 18 |
| #1958 | stuffed astral badger | 26 |
| #1641 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 32 |
| #1968 | stuffed cocoabo | 25 |
| #1162 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 4 |
| #1959 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 26 |
| #2383 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 21 |
| #1541 | stuffed hand turkey | 34 |
| #2202 | stuffed key | 5 |
| #1288 | stuffed martini | 4 |
| #1430 | stuffed mind flayer | 36 |
| #2734 | stuffed mink | 3 |
| #2469 | stuffed monocle | 6 |
| #2206 | stuffed scary death orb | 23 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #1956 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 26 |
| #2386 | stuffed snowy owl | 20 |
| #2278 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 22 |
| #1591 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 32 |
| #2140 | stuffed teddy butler | 10 |
| #2232 | stuffed tin of caviar | 9 |
| #2515 | stuffed treasure chest | 2 |
| #1441 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 36 |
| #1029 | sunken chest | 3 |
| #536 | thistle wine | 1 |
| #142 | tighty whiteys | 1 |
| #844 | useless powder | 71 |
| #2412 | valuable trinket | 1 |
| #497 | vinegar-soaked lemon slice | 6 |
| #613 | witch hat | 1 |
| #1246 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #1380 | yellow candy heart | 1 |