| #773 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #279 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #256 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #223 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #295 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #225 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #58 | Cherry Cloaca Cola | 50 |
| #213 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 5 |
| #232 | Connery's Elixir of Audacity | 1 |
| #204 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 4 |
| #47 | Diet Cloaca Cola | 50 |
| #249 | Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance | 1 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #1199 | M-242 | 1 |
| #903 | Mad Train wine | 41 |
| #9 | Monstar energy beverage | 1,746 |
| #476 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 1 |
| #44 | Regular Cloaca Cola | 50 |
| #1109 | Spam Witch sammich | 1 |
| #1566 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 5 |
| #706 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
| #335 | abandoned candy | 1 |
| #884 | asparagus knife | 2 |
| #89 | asshat | 66 |
| #571 | beer bong | 1 |
| #690 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #655 | bilge wine | 4 |
| #667 | black pixel | 13 |
| #978 | blue pixel | 11 |
| #3681 | bottle of goofballs | 3 |
| #1261 | bottle of vodka | 1 |
| #780 | bowl of cottage cheese | 8 |
| #127 | brick | 266 |
| #1268 | broken skull | 1 |
| #817 | bum cheek | 4 |
| #244 | chloroform rag | 15 |
| #1978 | club necklace | 3 |
| #1139 | cog | 1 |
| #487 | cursed black pearl onion | 1 |
| #651 | delicious salad | 50 |
| #1595 | diamond necklace | 4 |
| #1024 | disease | 1 |
| #754 | flaregun | 4 |
| #578 | frayed rope belt | 1 |
| #825 | frilly skirt | 1 |
| #78 | giant stuffed bugbear | 1 |
| #1109 | green pixel | 1 |
| #4484 | handful of confetti | 2 |
| #1995 | heart necklace | 3 |
| #924 | ice-cold six-pack | 2 |
| #691 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #72 | miniature carton of clove cigarettes | 10 |
| #144 | oil of slipperiness | 3 |
| #1229 | orange candy heart | 1 |
| #1000 | pink candy heart | 2 |
| #1365 | pixellated candy heart | 4 |
| #1442 | roll of toilet paper | 17 |
| #1104 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 7 |
| #876 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 9 |
| #1522 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 5 |
| #1484 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 5 |
| #13 | sandcastle | 45 |
| #1043 | spade necklace | 7 |
| #1131 | squashed frog | 1 |
| #1824 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #2472 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 6 |
| #1973 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 25 |
| #2155 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 23 |
| #2652 | stuffed Meat | 4 |
| #2631 | stuffed angry cow | 18 |
| #1959 | stuffed astral badger | 26 |
| #1646 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 32 |
| #1973 | stuffed cocoabo | 25 |
| #1168 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 4 |
| #1966 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 26 |
| #2388 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 21 |
| #1544 | stuffed hand turkey | 34 |
| #2207 | stuffed key | 5 |
| #1290 | stuffed martini | 4 |
| #1434 | stuffed mind flayer | 36 |
| #2744 | stuffed mink | 3 |
| #2476 | stuffed monocle | 6 |
| #2212 | stuffed scary death orb | 23 |
| #4800 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #1964 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 26 |
| #2397 | stuffed snowy owl | 20 |
| #2280 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 22 |
| #1595 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 32 |
| #2144 | stuffed teddy butler | 10 |
| #2237 | stuffed tin of caviar | 9 |
| #2528 | stuffed treasure chest | 2 |
| #1447 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 36 |
| #1028 | sunken chest | 3 |
| #536 | thistle wine | 1 |
| #142 | tighty whiteys | 1 |
| #842 | useless powder | 71 |
| #2411 | valuable trinket | 1 |
| #500 | vinegar-soaked lemon slice | 6 |
| #615 | witch hat | 1 |
| #1245 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #1378 | yellow candy heart | 1 |