| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #484 | anti-anti-antidote | 1 |
| #1064 | anticheese | 1 |
| #719 | antique greaves | 2 |
| #743 | antique helmet | 2 |
| #904 | antique shield | 1 |
| #946 | antique spear | 1 |
| #392 | bottle of Calcutta Emerald | 1 |
| #378 | bottle of Definit | 1 |
| #415 | bottle of Domesticated Turkey | 1 |
| #385 | bottle of Jorge Sinsonte | 1 |
| #399 | bottle of Lieutenant Freeman | 1 |
| #381 | bottle of Monsieur Bubble | 11 |
| #622 | bottle of Pinot Renoir | 1 |
| #459 | bottle of Vangoghbitussin | 1 |
| #406 | bottle of alcohol | 5 |
| #670 | bottle of antifreeze | 1 |
| #405 | bottle of cooking sherry | 2 |
| #679 | bottle of gin | 14 |
| #679 | bottle of popskull | 1 |
| #624 | bottle of rum | 53 |
| #1066 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #698 | bottle of tequila | 16 |
| #332 | bottle of ultravitamins | 1 |
| #584 | bottle of vodka | 18 |
| #568 | bottle of whiskey | 43 |
| #242 | bottled inspiration | 2 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #956 | can of spinach | 1 |
| #493 | cursed bottle of black-label rum | 1 |
| #348 | cursed bottle of rum | 3 |
| #450 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 26 |
| #478 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 25 |
| #441 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 26 |
| #580 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 14 |
| #844 | dusty bottle of Port | 4 |
| #638 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 10 |
| #4015 | handful of confetti | 3 |
| #76 | handful of drink tickets | 5 |
| #1122 | handful of hand chalk | 3 |
| #625 | handful of moss | 1 |
| #91 | handful of nuts and berries | 110 |
| #110 | handful of pine needles | 208 |
| #555 | handful of sand | 12 |
| #473 | handful of sawdust | 4 |
| #2504 | heart necklace | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #142 | spooky hockey mask | 10 |
| #4843 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 7 |
| #7813 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 2 |
| #4519 | stuffed angry cow | 8 |
| #3755 | stuffed astral badger | 11 |
| #7016 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #6161 | stuffed cocoabo | 4 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #3816 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 11 |
| #7014 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 3 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #4891 | stuffed hand turkey | 7 |
| #6283 | stuffed mind flayer | 4 |
| #1710 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4617 | stuffed scary death orb | 8 |
| #2711 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 5 |
| #5345 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 6 |
| #5596 | stuffed snowy owl | 5 |
| #6984 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #5288 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 6 |
| #6336 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 4 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |