| #1016 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #483 | anti-anti-antidote | 1 |
| #1062 | anticheese | 1 |
| #722 | antique greaves | 2 |
| #745 | antique helmet | 2 |
| #906 | antique shield | 1 |
| #949 | antique spear | 1 |
| #392 | bottle of Calcutta Emerald | 1 |
| #378 | bottle of Definit | 1 |
| #413 | bottle of Domesticated Turkey | 1 |
| #386 | bottle of Jorge Sinsonte | 1 |
| #400 | bottle of Lieutenant Freeman | 1 |
| #380 | bottle of Monsieur Bubble | 11 |
| #624 | bottle of Pinot Renoir | 1 |
| #456 | bottle of Vangoghbitussin | 1 |
| #407 | bottle of alcohol | 5 |
| #671 | bottle of antifreeze | 1 |
| #407 | bottle of cooking sherry | 2 |
| #680 | bottle of gin | 14 |
| #679 | bottle of popskull | 1 |
| #624 | bottle of rum | 53 |
| #1073 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #698 | bottle of tequila | 16 |
| #331 | bottle of ultravitamins | 1 |
| #583 | bottle of vodka | 18 |
| #571 | bottle of whiskey | 43 |
| #241 | bottled inspiration | 2 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #956 | can of spinach | 1 |
| #494 | cursed bottle of black-label rum | 1 |
| #347 | cursed bottle of rum | 3 |
| #453 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 26 |
| #481 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 25 |
| #443 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 26 |
| #582 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 14 |
| #847 | dusty bottle of Port | 4 |
| #640 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 10 |
| #4018 | handful of confetti | 3 |
| #76 | handful of drink tickets | 5 |
| #1125 | handful of hand chalk | 3 |
| #627 | handful of moss | 1 |
| #93 | handful of nuts and berries | 110 |
| #110 | handful of pine needles | 208 |
| #555 | handful of sand | 12 |
| #476 | handful of sawdust | 4 |
| #2508 | heart necklace | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #143 | spooky hockey mask | 10 |
| #4854 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 7 |
| #7827 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 2 |
| #4528 | stuffed angry cow | 8 |
| #3764 | stuffed astral badger | 11 |
| #7029 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #6182 | stuffed cocoabo | 4 |
| #1580 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #3827 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 11 |
| #7025 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 3 |
| #954 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #4903 | stuffed hand turkey | 7 |
| #6292 | stuffed mind flayer | 4 |
| #1713 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4628 | stuffed scary death orb | 8 |
| #2715 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 5 |
| #5354 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 6 |
| #5606 | stuffed snowy owl | 5 |
| #6999 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #5299 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 6 |
| #6349 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 4 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |