| 🥉 | Banfoy's Boutique Order Form | 1 |
| #8 | Blatantly Canadian | 5,786 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| #23 | Golden Mr. Accessory | 3 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #21 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #8 | Knob Göblin lòve potion | 158 |
| #157 | Microplushie: Bropane | 83 |
| #175 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 25 |
| #138 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 40 |
| #125 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 22 |
| #190 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 54 |
| #150 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 101 |
| #215 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 6 |
| #169 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 41 |
| #202 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 80 |
| #204 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 44 |
| #182 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 63 |
| #559 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 12 |
| #57 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #15 | bag of gross foreign snacks | 11,722 |
| #5 | balaclava baklava | 27,871 |
| #22 | bottled day | 7 |
| #31 | caustic slime nodule | 15 |
| #537 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 12 |
| #15 | haunted doghouse | 1 |
| #36 | puzzling ribbon | 1 |
| #596 | sandwich of the gods | 12 |
| #7 | supportive bra | 9,446 |