| #645 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 6 |
| #921 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #1714 | Angry Farmer candy | 5 |
| #924 | Boris's ring | 1 |
| #2775 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #1786 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #1051 | Ent cider | 2 |
| #2244 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #71 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 100 |
| #1957 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 10 |
| #976 | Rock Pops | 49 |
| #801 | Senior Mints | 4 |
| #61 | Time Juice | 8 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #2084 | Yummy Tummy bean | 30 |
| #898 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 6 |
| #679 | arrrgyle socks | 2 |
| #885 | asparagus knife | 2 |
| #261 | baconstone ring | 1 |
| #7427 | badass belt | 1 |
| #367 | barskin hat | 1 |
| #233 | bejeweled accordion strap | 1 |
| #1005 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| #290 | blood of the Wereseal | 1 |
| #1132 | bottle of goofballs | 22 |
| #696 | broken cellular phone | 1 |
| #4786 | candy cane | 1 |
| #653 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 10 |
| #798 | clown shoes | 1 |
| #952 | f3d0r4 | 1 |
| #691 | filthy knitted dread sack | 3 |
| #1416 | green beer | 4 |
| #140 | jumbo olive | 25 |
| #670 | leotarrrd | 1 |
| #456 | linoleum crossbow | 1 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #683 | safarrri hat | 1 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #6228 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #4544 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8215 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8254 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #4903 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 3 |
| #4482 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8098 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #6242 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #4498 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8153 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #4860 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #4813 | tiny plastic grue | 3 |
| #4599 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #4855 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 3 |
| #8071 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8201 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8103 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #6135 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #2610 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #8227 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #6130 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #4894 | tiny plastic star starfish | 3 |
| #2660 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |