| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #2506 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 5 |
| #197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #879 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #27 | evil-ass club | 1 |
| #777 | figurine of a charred seal | 1 |
| #147 | figurine of a cute baby seal | 1 |
| #504 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 1 |
| #586 | figurine of a slippery seal | 1 |
| #639 | figurine of a stinking seal | 1 |
| #421 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 1 |
| #303 | figurine of an ancient seal | 1 |
| #182 | figurine of an armored seal | 1 |
| #2536 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #746 | solid gold pegleg | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8239 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8158 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |