| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #179 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #184 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #89 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #120 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| #821 | Knob mushroom | 1 |
| #1017 | Knoll mushroom | 1 |
| #481 | LED block | 2 |
| #437 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 15 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #227 | White Citadel fries | 7 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #192 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #1079 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #884 | asparagus knife | 2 |
| #6543 | badass belt | 2 |
| #2120 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #463 | big rock | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #6710 | box of sunshine | 2 |
| #169 | catsup | 1 |
| #820 | chopsticks | 1 |
| #778 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #745 | cool mushroom | 1 |
| #114 | eXtreme meat crossbow | 1 |
| #111 | eXtreme meat staff | 1 |
| #138 | eXtreme meat sword | 1 |
| #609 | eXtreme mittens | 3 |
| #228 | eXtreme nose ring | 1 |
| #854 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #885 | flaming mushroom | 1 |
| #875 | frigid ninja stars | 6 |
| #826 | frozen mushroom | 1 |
| #731 | frozen nunchaku | 1 |
| #1493 | gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #391 | goat | 1 |
| #143 | hardened slime pants | 1 |
| #1000 | hot katana blade | 1 |
| #1376 | iGoogly | 3 |
| #101 | icicle katana | 1 |
| #615 | icy katana hilt | 1 |
| #424 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #184 | ketchup | 1 |
| #521 | linoleum sword | 1 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #2042 | nanite-infested candy cane | 4 |
| #1411 | nanite-infested eggnog | 4 |
| #1964 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 3 |
| #2028 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #601 | nanofiber cloth | 8 |
| #856 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #627 | ninja mop | 1 |
| #471 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #218 | onion shurikens | 1 |
| #702 | pointy mushroom | 1 |
| #143 | potato pistol | 1 |
| #1165 | potato sprout | 1 |
| #845 | red snowcone | 1 |
| #609 | rice bowl | 1 |
| #665 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 1 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #1119 | snake | 1 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #1575 | spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #822 | stinky mushroom | 1 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #6927 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 3 |
| #6261 | stuffed angry cow | 4 |
| #8963 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #5760 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 5 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #7011 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 3 |
| #7811 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7866 | stuffed hand turkey | 2 |
| #7815 | stuffed mind flayer | 2 |
| #8935 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #7828 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6900 | stuffed snowy owl | 3 |
| #8871 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6914 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #8883 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #524 | sweet ninja sword | 1 |
| #920 | synthetic stuffing | 3 |
| #773 | tattered scrap of paper | 1 |
| #1188 | ten-leaf clover | 1 |
| #1115 | theoretical string | 5 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #1040 | toy hoverpad | 7 |
| #631 | warm mushroom | 1 |