| Rank | Item | Quantity |
|---|---|---|
| #876 | Corpse Island iced tea | 5 |
| #628 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 1 |
| #276 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 15 |
| #962 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
| #565 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 1 |
| #257 | bottle of antifreeze | 4 |
| #288 | bottle of pirate juice | 3 |
| #494 | can of spinach | 4 |
| #2395 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 2 |
| #1023 | candied yams | 8 |
| #1466 | corpse on the beach | 2 |
| #1006 | corpsedriver | 4 |
| #699 | corpsetini | 7 |
| #762 | fake blood | 1 |
| #4480 | handful of confetti | 2 |
| #378 | scented massage oil | 3 |
| #1620 | tofurkey gravy | 4 |
| #1611 | tofurkey leg | 4 |