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| #603 | 33398 scroll | 15 |
| #361 | 334 scroll | 15 |
| #394 | 668 scroll | 1 |
| #110 | Blatantly Canadian | 53 |
| #1991 | Boss Bat britches | 3 |
| #1874 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #1126 | Daffy Taffy | 19 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #536 | Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment | 1 |
| #605 | Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir | 3 |
| #549 | Gnollish toolbox | 3 |
| #936 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 14 |
| #165 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 36 |
| #2154 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 7 |
| #785 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #577 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 11 |
| #1822 | Rock Pops | 13 |
| #449 | Rock and Roll Legend | 2 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #487 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 80 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #1688 | Yummy Tummy bean | 63 |
| #1006 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #4726 | badass belt | 6 |
| #72 | balaclava | 15 |
| #118 | balaclava baklava | 38 |
| #654 | baseball | 3 |
| #4508 | box of sunshine | 10 |
| #180 | box-in-the-box-in-the-box | 1 |
| #1030 | cast | 1 |
| #1469 | chaos butterfly | 5 |
| #310 | coffin lid | 4 |
| #153 | delicious noodles | 21 |
| #1629 | disassembled clover | 1 |
| #41 | disbelief suspenders | 59 |
| #696 | disease | 7 |
| #513 | disembodied brain | 4 |
| #608 | dry noodles | 64 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #953 | f3d0r4 | 1 |
| #1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #515 | flaming talons | 9 |
| #1015 | frigid ninja stars | 2 |
| #4739 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #3142 | grue egg | 5 |
| #3383 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #1454 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #22 | jack flapper | 148 |
| #309 | kickback cookbook | 2 |
| #809 | lime | 2 |
| #28 | los chinos | 54 |
| #657 | mafia aria | 28 |
| #386 | magic lamp | 1 |
| #378 | magical mystery juice | 17 |
| #393 | many-eyed glasses | 4 |
| #141 | maple syrup | 55 |
| #742 | meat vortex | 13 |
| #1890 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #954 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 4 |
| #867 | plot hole | 23 |
| #203 | poutine | 33 |
| #2040 | pretty flower | 1 |
| #1051 | procrastination potion | 3 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #874 | razor-sharp can lid | 2 |
| #383 | red pixel potion | 8 |
| #1300 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #901 | scroll of drastic healing | 16 |
| #525 | scrumptious reagent | 87 |
| #1104 | seal tooth | 1 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #100 | sock monkey | 23 |
| #1022 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 15 |
| #798 | sonar-in-a-biscuit | 1 |
| #551 | spider web | 48 |
| #821 | spiked femur | 1 |
| #1800 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2141 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #2026 | string of green beads | 2 |
| #8939 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8947 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #8979 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8927 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8982 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8965 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8884 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8884 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #500 | sucky decal | 3 |
| #719 | support cummerbund | 7 |
| #1322 | thin black candle | 8 |
| #1337 | tiny house | 12 |
| #2815 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 2 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2899 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #2948 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3858 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #3943 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #2793 | tiny plastic beanbat | 2 |
| #3912 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3912 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #3852 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #1040 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #599 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1627 | turtle totem | 2 |
| #772 | wad of dough | 13 |
| #30 | wooden axe | 68 |
| #1045 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #796 | wussiness potion | 4 |
| #2051 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |