| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #26 | Comet Pop | 69 |
| #16 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #27 | FDKOL tattoo | 2 |
| #172 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 1 |
| #7 | Flan in the Moon | 69 |
| #290 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 4 |
| #91 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians | 1 |
| #21 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #228 | Knob sausage | 28 |
| #216 | Meleegra™ pills | 49 |
| #56 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 14 |
| #1226 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 4 |
| #10 | Poison Oak trading card | 14 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #102 | Sinful Desires | 7 |
| #170 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 9 |
| #1041 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 3 |
| #328 | Ultrasoldier Serum | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #394 | ammonite fossil | 11 |
| #473 | bananagate | 11 |
| #122 | bar whip | 1 |
| #391 | belemnite fossil | 11 |
| 🥇 | blank note | 1 |
| #119 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 11 |
| #173 | bottle of fire | 69 |
| #14 | brazen bracelet | 2 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #74 | chloroform rag | 71 |
| #113 | cool whip | 70 |
| #564 | corrupted data | 9 |
| #19 | creepy-ass club | 1 |
| #112 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #454 | cursed dirty joke scroll | 1 |
| #875 | delicious salad | 25 |
| #385 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
| #91 | depantsing bomb | 74 |
| #505 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #220 | disease | 70 |
| #775 | disturbing fanfic | 69 |
| #214 | donkey flipbook | 4 |
| #87 | double-barreled sling | 17 |
| #133 | dreadlock whip | 19 |
| #18 | dwarvish magazine | 69 |
| #1114 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 4 |
| #1881 | fancy chocolate car | 1 |
| #188 | flirtatious feather | 43 |
| #88 | forbidden sausage | 3 |
| #61 | frigid fudgepuck | 69 |
| #97 | fudge lily | 69 |
| #1035 | fudgecule | 69 |
| #216 | gauze garter | 78 |
| #229 | good brain | 69 |
| #743 | green gummi ingot | 13 |
| #87 | groupie bra | 1 |
| #327 | harem girl t-shirt | 3 |
| #160 | hippo whip | 1 |
| #11 | honey dipper | 1 |
| #39 | honey mead | 1 |
| #8 | honeybritches | 1 |
| #19 | honeycap | 1 |
| #41 | honeypot | 1 |
| #339 | hot date | 13 |
| #24 | hot daub | 69 |
| #112 | kumquartz | 57 |
| #116 | licorice root | 69 |
| #484 | lollipop stick | 69 |
| #271 | milky potion | 49 |
| #177 | molten brick | 69 |
| #98 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 17 |
| 🥉 | packet of orchid seeds | 169 |
| #367 | panty raider camouflage | 2 |
| #459 | pearidot | 11 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #307 | pig-iron helm | 1 |
| #11 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 78 |
| #234 | potion of potency | 1 |
| #318 | pr0n legs | 72 |
| #144 | pregnant gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #742 | red gummi ingot | 13 |
| #1268 | sandwich of the gods | 4 |
| #135 | scented massage oil | 13 |
| #38 | secret from the future | 5 |
| #369 | shingle | 13 |
| #61 | sleaze nuggets | 69 |
| #80 | sleaze wad | 85 |
| #46 | smoking grass | 1,337 |
| #810 | squirming egg sac | 4 |
| #5 | squirmy violent party snack | 69 |
| #477 | strawberyl | 11 |
| #5 | sucker bucket | 69 |
| #7 | sucker hakama | 69 |
| #7 | sucker kabuto | 69 |
| #173 | sucker scaffold | 69 |
| #7 | sucker tachi | 69 |
| #67 | superheated fudge | 69 |
| #391 | tasty tart | 3 |
| 🥉 | tiny frozen prehistoric meteorite jawbreaker | 169 |
| #462 | tourmalime | 11 |
| #385 | trilobite fossil | 11 |
| #132 | tube sock | 4 |
| #1489 | vibrating cyborg knife | 5 |
| #2758 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 1 |
| #36 | wild honey pie | 1 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| #737 | yellow gummi ingot | 13 |