| #1426 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #1486 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2245 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #626 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #883 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1921 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #918 | black-and-blue light | 1 |
| #941 | blue plasma ball | 1 |
| #1584 | bottle of rum | 1 |
| #1367 | bottle of tequila | 1 |
| #1260 | bottle of vodka | 1 |
| #1505 | bottle of whiskey | 1 |
| #1334 | boxed wine | 1 |
| #554 | can of Swiller | 1 |
| #1344 | cheap elven gloves | 1 |
| #801 | cheap studded belt | 1 |
| #612 | cocktail napkin | 1 |
| #1826 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #1041 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 1 |
| #1062 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 1 |
| #1030 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 1 |
| #1030 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 1 |
| #1060 | dusty bottle of Port | 1 |
| #1396 | elven socks | 1 |
| #1162 | festive holiday hat | 2 |
| #819 | flavored foot massage oil | 1 |
| #861 | flute of flat champagne | 1 |
| #815 | foam dart | 1 |
| #1763 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1 |
| #2351 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #737 | personal massager | 1 |
| #982 | personalized coffee mug | 1 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #799 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2588 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1 |
| #466 | vodka martini | 1 |
| #6 | white balloon | 600,000 |