| #1426 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #1486 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2244 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #626 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #1501 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #884 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1921 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #920 | black-and-blue light | 1 |
| #943 | blue plasma ball | 1 |
| #1586 | bottle of rum | 1 |
| #1368 | bottle of tequila | 1 |
| #1261 | bottle of vodka | 1 |
| #1506 | bottle of whiskey | 1 |
| #1335 | boxed wine | 1 |
| #555 | can of Swiller | 1 |
| #1344 | cheap elven gloves | 1 |
| #803 | cheap studded belt | 1 |
| #611 | cocktail napkin | 1 |
| #1826 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #1041 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 1 |
| #1062 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 1 |
| #1030 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 1 |
| #1030 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 1 |
| #1060 | dusty bottle of Port | 1 |
| #1396 | elven socks | 1 |
| #1162 | festive holiday hat | 2 |
| #821 | flavored foot massage oil | 1 |
| #859 | flute of flat champagne | 1 |
| #817 | foam dart | 1 |
| #1763 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1 |
| #2350 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #739 | personal massager | 1 |
| #983 | personalized coffee mug | 1 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #801 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2588 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1 |
| #465 | vodka martini | 1 |
| #6 | white balloon | 600,000 |