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| #588 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 1 |
| #98 | Beignet Milgranet | 1 |
| #747 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 1 |
| #567 | Blood Light | 1 |
| #533 | Bone's Farm "wine" | 1 |
| #243 | Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau | 1 |
| #1845 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #312 | Divine | 1 |
| #474 | Ecto-Cooler | 1 |
| #82 | Fromage Pinotage | 1 |
| #1866 | Imp Ale | 1 |
| 🥇 | KoL Con 8-Bit power bracelet | 1 |
| #86 | Lumineux Limnio | 1 |
| #1756 | Mad Train wine | 1 |
| #528 | McMillicancuddy's Special Lager | 1 |
| #27 | Moonthril Schnapps | 1 |
| #100 | Morto Moreto | 1 |
| #111 | Oreille Divisée brandy | 1 |
| #39 | Saison du Lune | 1 |
| #536 | Silver Bullet beer | 1 |
| #738 | Supernova Champagne | 1 |
| #98 | Temps Tempranillo | 1 |
| #524 | The Cooler Out of Space | 1 |
| #301 | The Necbronomicon | 1 |
| #104 | White Hyborian | 1 |
| #88 | Wrecked Generator | 1 |
| #194 | Ye Olde Meade | 1 |
| #706 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
| #500 | accidental cider | 1 |
| #488 | around the world | 1 |
| #220 | banana daiquiri | 1 |
| #784 | beertini | 1 |
| #88 | berry-infused sake | 1 |
| #800 | bilge wine | 1 |
| #589 | black & tan | 1 |
| #1032 | bloody beer | 1 |
| #620 | bloody mary | 1 |
| #241 | boilermaker | 1 |
| #622 | bottle of Pinot Renoir | 1 |
| #697 | bottle of alcohol | 1 |
| #1327 | bottle of gin | 1 |
| #1585 | bottle of rum | 1 |
| #340 | bottle of sake | 1 |
| #663 | bottle of sewage schnapps | 1 |
| #1370 | bottle of tequila | 1 |
| #1262 | bottle of vodka | 1 |
| #1505 | bottle of whiskey | 1 |
| #1335 | boxed wine | 1 |
| #159 | bucket of wine | 1 |
| #534 | calle de miel | 1 |
| #553 | can of Swiller | 1 |
| #198 | cool mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1818 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #1815 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1808 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #567 | cream stout | 1 |
| #521 | cruelty-free wine | 1 |
| #138 | day-old beer | 1 |
| #92 | dew yoana lei | 1 |
| #982 | distilled fortified wine | 1 |
| #210 | dry vodka martini | 1 |
| #516 | ducha de oro | 1 |
| #1039 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 1 |
| #1061 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 1 |
| #1028 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 1 |
| #1030 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 1 |
| #1059 | dusty bottle of Port | 1 |
| #1013 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 1 |
| #2834 | eggnog | 1 |
| #303 | elven squeeze | 1 |
| #253 | especially salty dog | 1 |
| #508 | extra-spicy bloody mary | 1 |
| #4 | figurine of a charred seal | 131 |
| #902 | figurine of a cold seal | 1 |
| #157 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 8 |
| #242 | figurine of a sleek seal | 9 |
| #154 | figurine of a slippery seal | 11 |
| 🥉 | figurine of a stinking seal | 300 |
| #879 | fine wine | 1 |
| #321 | flaming mushroom wine | 1 |
| #131 | flask of Amontillado | 1 |
| #169 | flat mushroom wine | 1 |
| #603 | fuzzbump | 1 |
| #1909 | green beer | 1 |
| #547 | grog | 1 |
| #434 | horizontal tango | 1 |
| #1765 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1 |
| #1605 | ice-cold Willer | 1 |
| #1355 | ice-cold fotie | 1 |
| #272 | icy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #145 | knob mushroom wine | 1 |
| #156 | knoll mushroom wine | 1 |
| #227 | lumbering jack | 1 |
| #78 | lychee chuhai | 1 |
| #478 | margarita | 1 |
| #665 | martini | 1 |
| #478 | melted Jell-o shot | 1 |
| #499 | monkey wrench | 1 |
| #528 | ocean motion | 1 |
| #255 | old-fashioned | 1 |
| #212 | open sauce | 1 |
| #141 | overpriced "imported" beer | 1 |
| #527 | papaya sling | 1 |
| #177 | pebblebräu | 1 |
| #472 | perpendicular hula | 1 |
| #593 | pink pony | 1 |
| #135 | plain old beer | 1 |
| #212 | plum wine | 1 |
| #196 | pointy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #513 | redrum | 1 |
| #58 | ridiculous belt | 1 |
| #924 | ridiculous cocktail | 1 |
| #72 | ridiculous earring | 1 |
| #65 | ridiculous sunglasses | 1 |
| #453 | rockin' wagon | 1 |
| #493 | roll in the hay | 1 |
| #641 | rum and cola | 1 |
| #853 | salty dog | 1 |
| #335 | sangria | 1 |
| #76 | screwdiver | 1 |
| #588 | screwdriver | 1 |
| #230 | shot of blackberry schnapps | 1 |
| #304 | shot of flower schnapps | 1 |
| #719 | shot of grapefruit schnapps | 1 |
| #699 | shot of orange schnapps | 1 |
| #172 | shot of peach schnapps | 1 |
| #166 | shot of pear schnapps | 1 |
| #746 | shot of tomato schnapps | 1 |
| #547 | slap and tickle | 1 |
| #509 | slimy fermented bile bladder | 1 |
| #426 | slip 'n' slide | 1 |
| #233 | spooky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #248 | stinky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #695 | strawberry daiquiri | 1 |
| #463 | strawberry wine | 1 |
| #436 | tequila sunrise | 1 |
| #348 | tequila with training wheels | 1 |
| #536 | thistle wine | 1 |
| #639 | vodka and cranberry | 1 |
| #464 | vodka martini | 1 |
| #646 | whiskey and cola | 1 |
| #411 | whiskey and soda | 1 |
| #631 | whiskey sour | 1 |
| #788 | white Canadian | 1 |
| #1103 | white lightning | 1 |
| #415 | wine spritzer | 1 |