| #276 | Alewifeâ„¢ Ale | 1 |
| #590 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 1 |
| #101 | Beignet Milgranet | 1 |
| #748 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 1 |
| #568 | Blood Light | 1 |
| #534 | Bone's Farm "wine" | 1 |
| #243 | Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau | 1 |
| #1850 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #313 | Divine | 1 |
| #477 | Ecto-Cooler | 1 |
| #82 | Fromage Pinotage | 1 |
| #1867 | Imp Ale | 1 |
| 🥇 | KoL Con 8-Bit power bracelet | 1 |
| #86 | Lumineux Limnio | 1 |
| #1758 | Mad Train wine | 1 |
| #530 | McMillicancuddy's Special Lager | 1 |
| #27 | Moonthril Schnapps | 1 |
| #103 | Morto Moreto | 1 |
| #111 | Oreille Divisée brandy | 1 |
| #39 | Saison du Lune | 1 |
| #538 | Silver Bullet beer | 1 |
| #736 | Supernova Champagne | 1 |
| #98 | Temps Tempranillo | 1 |
| #526 | The Cooler Out of Space | 1 |
| #302 | The Necbronomicon | 1 |
| #106 | White Hyborian | 1 |
| #88 | Wrecked Generator | 1 |
| #194 | Ye Olde Meade | 1 |
| #706 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
| #503 | accidental cider | 1 |
| #486 | around the world | 1 |
| #222 | banana daiquiri | 1 |
| #788 | beertini | 1 |
| #88 | berry-infused sake | 1 |
| #802 | bilge wine | 1 |
| #589 | black & tan | 1 |
| #1035 | bloody beer | 1 |
| #621 | bloody mary | 1 |
| #242 | boilermaker | 1 |
| #624 | bottle of Pinot Renoir | 1 |
| #697 | bottle of alcohol | 1 |
| #1329 | bottle of gin | 1 |
| #1584 | bottle of rum | 1 |
| #344 | bottle of sake | 1 |
| #663 | bottle of sewage schnapps | 1 |
| #1367 | bottle of tequila | 1 |
| #1260 | bottle of vodka | 1 |
| #1505 | bottle of whiskey | 1 |
| #1334 | boxed wine | 1 |
| #161 | bucket of wine | 1 |
| #534 | calle de miel | 1 |
| #554 | can of Swiller | 1 |
| #200 | cool mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1822 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #1818 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1811 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #570 | cream stout | 1 |
| #523 | cruelty-free wine | 1 |
| #139 | day-old beer | 1 |
| #93 | dew yoana lei | 1 |
| #985 | distilled fortified wine | 1 |
| #214 | dry vodka martini | 1 |
| #516 | ducha de oro | 1 |
| #1041 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 1 |
| #1062 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 1 |
| #1030 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 1 |
| #1030 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 1 |
| #1060 | dusty bottle of Port | 1 |
| #1015 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 1 |
| #2833 | eggnog | 1 |
| #305 | elven squeeze | 1 |
| #255 | especially salty dog | 1 |
| #510 | extra-spicy bloody mary | 1 |
| #4 | figurine of a charred seal | 131 |
| #905 | figurine of a cold seal | 1 |
| #158 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 8 |
| #242 | figurine of a sleek seal | 9 |
| #152 | figurine of a slippery seal | 11 |
| 🥉 | figurine of a stinking seal | 300 |
| #880 | fine wine | 1 |
| #321 | flaming mushroom wine | 1 |
| #133 | flask of Amontillado | 1 |
| #168 | flat mushroom wine | 1 |
| #604 | fuzzbump | 1 |
| #1909 | green beer | 1 |
| #549 | grog | 1 |
| #433 | horizontal tango | 1 |
| #1763 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1 |
| #1602 | ice-cold Willer | 1 |
| #1356 | ice-cold fotie | 1 |
| #275 | icy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #146 | knob mushroom wine | 1 |
| #156 | knoll mushroom wine | 1 |
| #230 | lumbering jack | 1 |
| #80 | lychee chuhai | 1 |
| #480 | margarita | 1 |
| #666 | martini | 1 |
| #479 | melted Jell-o shot | 1 |
| #502 | monkey wrench | 1 |
| #529 | ocean motion | 1 |
| #257 | old-fashioned | 1 |
| #213 | open sauce | 1 |
| #146 | overpriced "imported" beer | 1 |
| #528 | papaya sling | 1 |
| #181 | pebblebräu | 1 |
| #472 | perpendicular hula | 1 |
| #594 | pink pony | 1 |
| #136 | plain old beer | 1 |
| #214 | plum wine | 1 |
| #196 | pointy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #515 | redrum | 1 |
| #58 | ridiculous belt | 1 |
| #924 | ridiculous cocktail | 1 |
| #72 | ridiculous earring | 1 |
| #65 | ridiculous sunglasses | 1 |
| #454 | rockin' wagon | 1 |
| #494 | roll in the hay | 1 |
| #647 | rum and cola | 1 |
| #855 | salty dog | 1 |
| #336 | sangria | 1 |
| #77 | screwdiver | 1 |
| #589 | screwdriver | 1 |
| #233 | shot of blackberry schnapps | 1 |
| #307 | shot of flower schnapps | 1 |
| #721 | shot of grapefruit schnapps | 1 |
| #699 | shot of orange schnapps | 1 |
| #175 | shot of peach schnapps | 1 |
| #168 | shot of pear schnapps | 1 |
| #747 | shot of tomato schnapps | 1 |
| #546 | slap and tickle | 1 |
| #511 | slimy fermented bile bladder | 1 |
| #427 | slip 'n' slide | 1 |
| #234 | spooky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #251 | stinky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #697 | strawberry daiquiri | 1 |
| #465 | strawberry wine | 1 |
| #438 | tequila sunrise | 1 |
| #349 | tequila with training wheels | 1 |
| #536 | thistle wine | 1 |
| #639 | vodka and cranberry | 1 |
| #466 | vodka martini | 1 |
| #649 | whiskey and cola | 1 |
| #411 | whiskey and soda | 1 |
| #630 | whiskey sour | 1 |
| #792 | white Canadian | 1 |
| #1104 | white lightning | 1 |
| #415 | wine spritzer | 1 |