| #414 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #2384 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #934 | Breathetasticā¢ Premium Canned Air | 3 |
| #23 | Chester's sunglasses | 2 |
| #1339 | Drowsy Sword | 8 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #698 | Frosty's frosty mug | 1 |
| #196 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #214 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #1027 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #29 | Grateful Undead T-shirt | 16 |
| #88 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #119 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #129 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 1 |
| #65 | Hodgman's lucky sock | 1 |
| #145 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| #409 | Instant Karma | 15 |
| #999 | Iron Beta of Industry | 4 |
| #128 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #196 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #53 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 2 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #194 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #26 | Red Roger's red right hand | 2 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| š„ | Travels with Jerry | 600 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #187 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #4725 | badass belt | 6 |
| #227 | battered hubcap | 1 |
| #28 | battered old top-hat | 1 |
| #430 | beholed bedsheet | 2 |
| #51 | bindle of joy | 2 |
| #234 | caustic slime nodule | 1 |
| #427 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 3 |
| #2111 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #4 | flower petal pie | 1,448 |
| #2200 | handful of confetti | 14 |
| #150 | hardened slime hat | 1 |
| #143 | hardened slime pants | 1 |
| #1397 | heart of the volcano | 2 |
| #691 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #645 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 1 |
| #41 | medium slimy cyst | 7 |
| #403 | mulled cider | 2 |
| #992 | mummy costume | 1 |
| #1101 | pumpkinhead mask | 1 |
| #208 | ribbon candy | 5 |
| #25 | rope with some soap on it | 1 |
| #18 | sharpened hubcap | 4 |
| š„ | smart skull | 46,521 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3298 | spectre scepter | 2 |
| #32 | unevolved organism | 1 |
| #615 | witch hat | 1 |
| #1027 | wolfman mask | 1 |