Captain Cavemaaan

RankItemQuantity
#14381-ball1
#14272-ball1
#14573-ball1
#14744-ball1
#14365-ball1
#14266-ball1
#14867-ball1
#17788-ball3
#6269-ball1
#160Boozehounds Anonymous token5
#54Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce17
#78Dogsgotnonoz pills4
#423Eau de Guaneau1
#255El Vibrato power sphere4
#261Mae West with a fly in it1
#1134Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler1
#282Necrotelicomnicon2
#404SPF 451 lip balm5
#471Sinful Desires1
#662bag of Cheat-Os5
#241bag of lard5
#79beige clambroth marble1
#510black eyedrops1
#98blue plastic baby4
#286bottle of Mystic Shell3
#465bottle of antifreeze2
#288bottle of pirate juice3
#247brown crock marble1
#447brown plastic baby1
#155bumblebee marble1
#421can of spinach5
#293cheap cigar butt5
#997cheap toaster2
#194cyclops eyedrops2
#825demon skin2
#336dire fudgesicle3
#510distilled fortified wine5
#413donkey flipbook2
#231fake blood5
#692[2426]fire flower1
#32gauze hammock9
#47glimmering buzzard feather1
#64glimmering great tit feather1
#46glimmering penguin feather1
#44glimmering phoenix feather1
#74glimmering raven feather1
#143glimmering roc feather1
#278green peawee marble1
#183handful of Crotchety Pine needles1
#190handful of Laughing Willow bark1
#42henna tattoo92
#228infernal fife5
#135irradiated pet snacks2
#123jet bennie marble1
#174lemonade marble1
#193lump of Saccharine Maple sap1
#57mother's secret recipe3
#52ointment of the occult60
#286pile of gold coins5
#382pink plastic baby1
#188poltergeist-in-the-jar-o4
#150possessed tomato3
#217red China marble1
#25red plastic baby29
#368ring of adornment1
#1131ring of aggravate monster1
#376ring of conflict1
#338ring of fire resistance1
#341ring of gain strength1
#414ring of increase damage1
#100ring of teleportation1
#39sandcastle5
#368shimmering rainbow sand1
#318sinister altar fragment1
#2994spectre scepter3
#61steely marble1
#344tasty tart5
#255tattered paper crown3
#255teeny-tiny magic scroll3
#79terrible poem20
#3989tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf1
#3932tiny plastic Axe Wound1
#3114tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth1
#3177tiny plastic Beelzebozo1
#3938tiny plastic Black Knight1
#3177tiny plastic Bonerdagon1
#3079tiny plastic Boss Bat1
#8191tiny plastic Cheshire bat1
#4310tiny plastic Crimbo elf1
#4232tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#2898tiny plastic Crimbo wreath1
#3121tiny plastic Felonia1
#3829tiny plastic G Imp1
#3953tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser1
#3874tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester1
#3909tiny plastic Hellion1
#3882tiny plastic Iiti Kitty1
#3074tiny plastic Knob Goblin King1
#3957tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter1
#3871tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl1
#3910tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist1
#3894tiny plastic Knott Yeti1
#1056tiny plastic Mob Penguin1
#3861tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy1
#3870tiny plastic Protagonist1
#3905tiny plastic Spam Witch1
#3891tiny plastic Spunky Princess1
#3062tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski1
#3066tiny plastic The Man1
#3926tiny plastic Trouser Snake1
#3856tiny plastic XXX pr0n1
#4543tiny plastic accordion thief1
#4021tiny plastic angry bugbear1
#8211tiny plastic angry goat1
#3942tiny plastic anime smiley1
#3977tiny plastic apathetic lizardman1
#3979tiny plastic astronomer1
#8249tiny plastic baby gravy fairy1
#8127tiny plastic barrrnacle1
#3963tiny plastic beanbat1
#4480tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar1
#8174tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball1
#3923tiny plastic blooper1
#3954tiny plastic brainsweeper1
#3907tiny plastic briefcase bat1
#989tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite1
#8094tiny plastic cocoabo1
#8220tiny plastic coffee pixie1
#3177tiny plastic conservationist hippy1
#3910tiny plastic cubist bull1
#3936tiny plastic demoninja1
#4497tiny plastic disco bandit1
#3876tiny plastic drunk goat1
#1018tiny plastic fat stack of cash1
#3843tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus1
#3909tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker1
#3920tiny plastic fluffy bunny1
#3922tiny plastic fruit golem1
#8151tiny plastic fuzzy dice1
#8186tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick1
#8092tiny plastic ghuol whelp1
#3902tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers1
#3859tiny plastic goth giant1
#8058tiny plastic grue1
#3894tiny plastic handsome mariachi1
#4598tiny plastic hermit1
#8127tiny plastic howling balloon monkey1
#8068tiny plastic killer bee1
#3890tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box1
#8200tiny plastic leprechaun1
#8101tiny plastic levitating potato1
#3837tiny plastic lobsterfrogman1
#8111tiny plastic mosquito1
#1036tiny plastic mutant elf1
#3994tiny plastic ninja snowman1
#4346tiny plastic pastamancer1
#8099tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime1
#4467tiny plastic sauceror1
#3891tiny plastic scary clown1
#4450tiny plastic seal clubber1
#3850tiny plastic senile lihc1
#3951tiny plastic smarmy pirate1
#3837tiny plastic spiny skelelton1
#8224tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton1
#3936tiny plastic spooky vampire1
#8159tiny plastic stab bat1
#8136tiny plastic star starfish1
#978tiny plastic strand of DNA1
#4037tiny plastic sweet nutcracker1
#3861tiny plastic taco cat1
#3860tiny plastic topiary golem1
#4481tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#3841tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni1
#3872tiny plastic warwelf1
#3850tiny plastic whitesnake1
#3846tiny plastic zmobie1
#141vampire pearl4
#2625vitachoconutriment capsule2

Wow, that's 488 items total!

what items are this player missing?