| Rank | Item | Quantity |
|---|---|---|
| #570 | Breathetasticā¢ Premium Canned Air | 6 |
| š„ | French slippers | 1 |
| #120 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| #119 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #129 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 1 |
| #24 | Hodgman's whackin' stick | 1 |
| š„ | LARP membership card | 1 |
| š„ | LWA ring | 1 |
| #128 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #99 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #53 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 2 |
| #49 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 2 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #194 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #1172 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 5 |
| #1089 | cheap elven gloves | 2 |
| #971 | elven socks | 3 |
| #926 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 6 |
| #1162 | festive holiday hat | 2 |
| #1203 | gray bow tie | 2 |
| #270 | lion oil | 2 |
| #872 | really dense meat stack | 6 |
| #1175 | sandwich of the gods | 5 |
| #754 | scrumptious reagent | 15 |
| #679 | solid gold bowling ball | 23 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3995 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #2752 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #1050 | toast | 569 |
Wow, that's 669 items total!
what items are this player missing?