| #118 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #182 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #175 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #185 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #82 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #196 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #120 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #216 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #128 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #99 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #196 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #106 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #194 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #6 | Staff of the Deepest Freeze | 1 |
| #205 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #181 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #187 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #191 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #2604 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #690 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #347 | big bad voodoo mask | 1 |
| #381 | big boom | 1 |
| #1005 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| #474 | big rock | 1 |
| #210 | big stick | 1 |
| #117 | bigger stick | 1 |
| #2111 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #202 | clownskin harness | 1 |
| #97 | demon whip | 1 |
| #734 | enormous belt buckle | 1 |
| #367 | enormous hoop earring | 2 |
| #74 | extra-large palm-frond toupee | 2 |
| #99 | giant book of ancient carols | 1 |
| #386 | giant cactus quill | 1 |
| #78 | giant cheesestick | 1 |
| #1277 | giant discarded bottlecap | 2 |
| #1920 | giant discarded plastic fork | 2 |
| #1146 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 2 |
| #135 | giant driftwood sculpture | 1 |
| #563 | giant foam finger | 1 |
| #642 | giant moxie weed | 1 |
| #1268 | giant pinky ring | 8 |
| #477 | huge spoon | 2 |
| #594 | immense cyborg hand | 7 |
| #691 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #692 | leather chaps | 1 |
| #432 | leather mask | 8 |
| #481 | long pork | 1 |
| #180 | massive sitar | 1 |
| #31 | old patched suit-pants | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #1490 | oversized fish scaler | 3 |
| #879 | oversized pizza cutter | 1 |
| #1122 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #735 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 10 |
| #318 | sinister altar fragment | 1 |
| #185 | studded leather boxer shorts | 1 |
| #177 | stuffed Hodgman | 2 |
| #615 | witch hat | 1 |