| #1728 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #538 | Dramatic™ range | 1 |
| #1510 | Dyspepsi grenade | 2 |
| #258 | Gnollish casserole dish | 1 |
| #409 | Gnollish pie server | 3 |
| #578 | Gnollish pie tin | 2 |
| #725 | Gnollish plunger | 1 |
| #424 | Gnollish slotted spoon | 3 |
| #436 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 36 |
| #745 | Knob Goblin spatula | 1 |
| #962 | Knob Goblin tongs | 2 |
| #953 | M-242 | 3 |
| #1000 | Meleegra™ pills | 2 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #1044 | Trollhouse cookies | 5 |
| #501 | accidental cider | 1 |
| #706 | all-purpose cleaner | 1 |
| #396 | ancient frozen dinner | 4 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #375 | antique bottle of cough syrup | 1 |
| #1078 | asparagus knife | 1 |
| #951 | bag of Cheat-Os | 1 |
| #1885 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| #316 | big boom | 2 |
| #346 | bottle of cooking sherry | 3 |
| #5030 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #746 | cannonball charrrm | 1 |
| #666 | carob chunk cookies | 1 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #1066 | chef's hat | 1 |
| #821 | chopsticks | 1 |
| #612 | cocktail napkin | 1 |
| #388 | corn holder | 2 |
| #392 | dire fudgesicle | 2 |
| #343 | dishrag | 1 |
| #173 | eggbeater | 3 |
| #147 | figurine of a cute baby seal | 1 |
| #421 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 1 |
| #182 | figurine of an armored seal | 1 |
| #487 | filthy pestle | 2 |
| #1131 | fire | 3 |
| #529 | fire poi | 1 |
| #126 | flaming cardboard sword | 1 |
| #379 | flaming glowsticks | 1 |
| #641 | flaming talons | 4 |
| #351 | flaregun | 35 |
| #445 | flat dough | 1 |
| #845 | goat cheese | 1 |
| #824 | gob of wet hair | 1 |
| #993 | herbs | 1 |
| #604 | huge spoon | 1 |
| #183 | ladle of mystery | 1 |
| #355 | leftovers of indeterminate origin | 5 |
| #1236 | lemon | 1 |
| #218 | onion shurikens | 1 |
| #940 | orange | 1 |
| #879 | oversized pizza cutter | 1 |
| #993 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 3 |
| #265 | pie crust | 3 |
| #1097 | pile of candy | 1 |
| #555 | razor-sharp can lid | 13 |
| #609 | rice bowl | 1 |
| #142 | rolling pin | 1 |
| #745 | sake bomb | 1 |
| #1705 | saucepan | 1 |
| #435 | shiny butcherknife | 1 |
| #789 | skewer | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #727 | sparkler | 6 |
| #326 | stale baguette | 4 |
| #853 | stalk of asparagus | 1 |
| #346 | stick of dynamite | 5 |
| #424 | stolen office supplies | 1 |
| #340 | terrible poem | 1 |
| #1054 | thin black candle | 25 |
| #1135 | tomato | 1 |
| #2814 | unstable laser battery | 1 |
| #1643 | vinegar | 1 |
| #696 | wad of tofu | 1 |
| #102 | wooden salad bowl | 1 |