| #851 | 2-ball | 3 |
| #885 | 3-ball | 3 |
| #354 | 30669 scroll | 24 |
| #252 | 33398 scroll | 92 |
| #500 | 334 scroll | 8 |
| #1474 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #1436 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1072 | 6-ball | 2 |
| #262 | 64067 scroll | 1 |
| #394 | 668 scroll | 1 |
| #208 | Angry Farmer candy | 764 |
| #1741 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #96 | Crimbo stocking | 1 |
| #42 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 399 |
| #44 | Grimacite Bock | 1 |
| #142 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 695 |
| #1056 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 11 |
| #61 | Time Juice | 8 |
| #2089 | Valentine | 2 |
| #180 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 985 |
| #111 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 160 |
| #291 | awful poetry journal | 498 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #86 | broken cellular phone | 87 |
| #2971 | candy cane | 5 |
| #209 | chaos butterfly | 1,356 |
| #939 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #284 | disturbing fanfic | 591 |
| #2833 | eggnog | 1 |
| #2467 | fruitcake | 3 |
| #209 | furry fur | 706 |
| #1921 | ghost cucumber | 1 |
| #132 | giant needle | 639 |
| #2821 | gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #2505 | heart necklace | 2 |
| #193 | heavy D | 683 |
| #198 | original G | 651 |
| #70 | patchouli incense stick | 415 |
| #495 | petrified time | 1 |
| #137 | phonics down | 749 |
| #212 | plot hole | 980 |
| #144 | probability potion | 729 |
| #201 | procrastination potion | 481 |
| #124 | scroll of drastic healing | 912 |
| 🥈 | serpentine sword | 6,495 |
| 🥇 | snake shield | 6,038 |
| #103 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 1,461 |
| #2493 | spade necklace | 2 |
| #3136 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 14 |
| #2322 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 21 |
| #3996 | stuffed angry cow | 10 |
| #2167 | stuffed astral badger | 23 |
| #2715 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 18 |
| #2500 | stuffed cocoabo | 19 |
| #3202 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #3261 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 14 |
| #3221 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 14 |
| #3074 | stuffed hand turkey | 15 |
| #2220 | stuffed mind flayer | 23 |
| #1715 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #3418 | stuffed scary death orb | 13 |
| #514 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 43 |
| #2278 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 22 |
| #2594 | stuffed snowy owl | 18 |
| #3601 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 12 |
| #688 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 12 |
| #2345 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 21 |
| #3389 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 13 |
| #141 | super-spiky hair gel | 827 |
| #181 | thin black candle | 1,502 |
| #158 | tiny house | 1,506 |
| #178 | tiny maracas | 5 |
| #2177 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 3 |
| #2776 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 2 |
| #1511 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 3 |
| #1545 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 3 |
| #2195 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 3 |
| #2067 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #1492 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 3 |
| #363 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 42 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1500 | tiny plastic Felonia | 3 |
| #1467 | tiny plastic G Imp | 5 |
| #2171 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 3 |
| #2162 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 3 |
| #2763 | tiny plastic Hellion | 2 |
| #2163 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 3 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #1491 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 3 |
| #2195 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 3 |
| #1472 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 5 |
| #2772 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 2 |
| #2139 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 3 |
| #716 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 10 |
| #2781 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 2 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1726 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 4 |
| #1221 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 6 |
| #1520 | tiny plastic The Man | 3 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #1426 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 5 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 5 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1258 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 6 |
| #1110 | tiny plastic angry goat | 16 |
| #2811 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 2 |
| #1755 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 4 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #692 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 25 |
| #591 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 28 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #1716 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 3 |
| #829 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 21 |
| #1082 | tiny plastic blooper | 7 |
| #1241 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 6 |
| #2146 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 3 |
| #610 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 28 |
| #555 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 29 |
| #3174 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #1763 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 4 |
| #1476 | tiny plastic demoninja | 5 |
| #1096 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 5 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1465 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 5 |
| #1483 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 5 |
| #1484 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 5 |
| #2150 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 3 |
| #725 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 24 |
| #654 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 26 |
| #649 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 26 |
| #1709 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 4 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1475 | tiny plastic goth giant | 5 |
| #736 | tiny plastic grue | 23 |
| #2112 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 3 |
| #1360 | tiny plastic hermit | 4 |
| #556 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 30 |
| #611 | tiny plastic killer bee | 27 |
| #1741 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 4 |
| #587 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 28 |
| #559 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 30 |
| #2170 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 3 |
| #375 | tiny plastic mosquito | 41 |
| #1766 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 4 |
| #564 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 8 |
| #865 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 20 |
| #694 | tiny plastic sauceror | 7 |
| #2796 | tiny plastic scary clown | 2 |
| #841 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 6 |
| #2171 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 3 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #2159 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 3 |
| #1050 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 7 |
| #635 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 26 |
| #2826 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 2 |
| #610 | tiny plastic stab bat | 28 |
| #730 | tiny plastic star starfish | 23 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2147 | tiny plastic taco cat | 3 |
| #1429 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 5 |
| #849 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 6 |
| #1770 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 4 |
| #1258 | tiny plastic warwelf | 6 |
| #1045 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 7 |
| #1766 | tiny plastic zmobie | 4 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #164 | wolf mask | 251 |