| #26 | Agitated Turkey | 6 |
| #27 | Ambitious Turkey | 154 |
| #369 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 6 |
| #255 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 14 |
| #568 | Blood Light | 1 |
| #534 | Bone's Farm "wine" | 1 |
| #49 | Bowl of Scorpions | 15 |
| #106 | CSA cheerfulness ration | 57 |
| #100 | CSA scoutmaster's "water" | 78 |
| #124 | Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau | 7 |
| #1450 | Corpse Island iced tea | 2 |
| #80 | Dump Truck | 1 |
| #33 | Earth and Firewater | 2 |
| #477 | Ecto-Cooler | 1 |
| #76 | Flaming Mohobo | 1 |
| #82 | Fromage Pinotage | 1 |
| #7 | Go-Wassail | 4,569 |
| #236 | Gordon Bennett | 1 |
| #50 | Green Muslin | 1 |
| #378 | Imp Ale | 498 |
| #60 | Jackhammer | 1 |
| #449 | Mad Train wine | 220 |
| #308 | Mae West | 1 |
| #416 | McMillicancuddy's Special Lager | 3 |
| #348 | Mon Tiki | 1 |
| #56 | More Humanitini than Humanitini | 1 |
| #287 | Neuromancer | 1 |
| #1001 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 6 |
| #50 | Plague of Locusts | 2 |
| #113 | Psychotic Train wine | 4 |
| #940 | Ram's Face Lager | 1 |
| #24 | Sacramento wine | 293 |
| #52 | Shot of the Living Dead | 4 |
| #486 | Silver Bullet beer | 2 |
| #32 | Sizzling Sinner | 4 |
| #62 | Sloe Comfortable Zoo | 1 |
| #63 | Sloe Comfortable Zoo on Fire | 3 |
| #63 | Suffering Sinner | 1 |
| #133 | Supernova Champagne | 60 |
| #98 | Tequiz Navidad | 1 |
| #395 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 7 |
| #179 | Typical Tavern swill | 50 |
| #85 | Vodka Matryoshka | 1 |
| #109 | Ye Olde Meade | 9 |
| #64 | Zoodriver | 2 |
| #324 | a little sump'm sump'm | 8 |
| #222 | accidental cider | 7 |
| #489 | beertini | 3 |
| #234 | bilge wine | 94 |
| #167 | black & tan | 20 |
| #874 | bloody beer | 2 |
| #407 | bloody mary | 3 |
| #186 | booze-soaked cherry | 2 |
| #177 | bottle of Calcutta Emerald | 11 |
| #230 | bottle of Definit | 6 |
| #278 | bottle of Domesticated Turkey | 4 |
| #284 | bottle of Jorge Sinsonte | 3 |
| #159 | bottle of Lieutenant Freeman | 20 |
| #85 | bottle of Ooze-O | 20 |
| #175 | bottle of Pete's Sake | 2 |
| #463 | bottle of Pinot Renoir | 2 |
| #347 | bottle of cooking sherry | 3 |
| #260 | bottle of gin | 92 |
| #49 | bottle of laundry sherry | 24 |
| #409 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 1 |
| #361 | bottle of popskull | 5 |
| #207 | bottle of rum | 377 |
| #226 | bottle of sake | 3 |
| #143 | bottle of sewage schnapps | 57 |
| #23 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 30 |
| #243 | bottle of tequila | 125 |
| #401 | bottle of vodka | 42 |
| #474 | bottle of whiskey | 65 |
| #274 | boxed champagne | 3 |
| #261 | boxed wine | 107 |
| #16 | bucket of wine | 368 |
| #534 | calle de miel | 1 |
| #160 | can of Swiller | 33 |
| #447 | canteen of wine | 61 |
| #897 | corpse on the beach | 5 |
| #1183 | corpsedriver | 3 |
| #1465 | corpsetini | 2 |
| #187 | cream stout | 28 |
| #131 | cruelty-free wine | 32 |
| #385 | cursed bottle of black-label rum | 2 |
| #139 | day-old beer | 1 |
| #128 | distilled fortified wine | 18 |
| #154 | ducha de oro | 11 |
| #357 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 45 |
| #228 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 110 |
| #361 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 43 |
| #467 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 26 |
| #428 | dusty bottle of Port | 33 |
| #409 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 30 |
| #564 | elven cellocello | 29 |
| #977 | elven moonshine | 7 |
| #213 | elven squeeze | 15 |
| #1082 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 5 |
| #104 | flute of flat champagne | 169 |
| #604 | fuzzbump | 1 |
| #99 | gibson | 3 |
| #275 | gimlet | 1 |
| #129 | gin and tonic | 1 |
| #233 | gin-soaked blotter paper | 2 |
| #29 | hacked gibson | 32 |
| #393 | herringcello | 33 |
| #433 | horizontal tango | 1 |
| #30 | hot mint schnocolate | 14 |
| #766 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 72 |
| #360 | ice-cold Willer | 131 |
| #416 | ice-cold fotie | 48 |
| #192 | jar of squeeze | 5 |
| #310 | mandarina colada | 1 |
| #264 | margarita | 6 |
| #535 | martini | 2 |
| #107 | melted Jell-o shot | 39 |
| #92 | mimosette | 3 |
| #168 | ocean motion | 13 |
| #166 | oozenog | 16 |
| #157 | open sauce | 4 |
| #144 | overpriced "imported" beer | 1 |
| #90 | perfect cosmopolitan | 1 |
| #91 | perfect dark and stormy | 1 |
| #68 | perfect mimosa | 2 |
| #76 | perfect negroni | 1 |
| #83 | perfect old-fashioned | 1 |
| #84 | perfect paloma | 1 |
| #107 | perpendicular hula | 27 |
| #2032 | phish stick | 1 |
| #505 | pink pony | 2 |
| #136 | plain old beer | 1 |
| #58 | premium malt liquor | 68 |
| #337 | prussian cathouse | 1 |
| #390 | red ale | 1 |
| #109 | red-hot boilermaker | 1 |
| #410 | redrum | 2 |
| #156 | rockin' wagon | 11 |
| #494 | roll in the hay | 1 |
| #287 | rum and cola | 7 |
| #121 | salinated mint julep | 6 |
| #734 | salty dog | 2 |
| #1032 | sandwich of the gods | 6 |
| #259 | sangria | 2 |
| #330 | screwdriver | 4 |
| #69 | shot of blackberry schnapps | 13 |
| #184 | shot of flower schnapps | 4 |
| #721 | shot of grapefruit schnapps | 1 |
| #699 | shot of orange schnapps | 1 |
| #174 | shot of peach schnapps | 1 |
| #117 | shot of pear schnapps | 2 |
| #106 | shot of rotgut | 11 |
| #747 | shot of tomato schnapps | 1 |
| #546 | slap and tickle | 1 |
| #56 | slimy fermented bile bladder | 430 |
| #341 | slip 'n' slide | 2 |
| #147 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 120 |
| #503 | strawberry daiquiri | 3 |
| #374 | strawberry wine | 2 |
| #260 | teqiwila slammer | 1 |
| #438 | tequila sunrise | 1 |
| #126 | tequila sunset | 1 |
| #213 | tequila with training wheels | 4 |
| #450 | thermos full of Knob coffee | 1 |
| #284 | thistle wine | 9 |
| #641 | tomato daiquiri | 1 |
| #46 | unflavored wine cooler | 87 |
| #261 | vodka and cranberry | 9 |
| #127 | vodka and tonic | 1 |
| #287 | vodka martini | 4 |
| #113 | water purification pills | 84 |
| #244 | whiskey and cola | 9 |
| #411 | whiskey and soda | 1 |
| #513 | whiskey sour | 2 |
| #568 | white Canadian | 3 |
| #227 | white lightning | 67 |
| #148 | zmobie | 1 |
| #67 | zombie | 1 |