| 🥇 | Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #893 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 4 |
| #1202 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 3 |
| #318 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #175 | Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette | 1 |
| #74 | Thwaitgold protozoa statuette | 11 |
| #626 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 3 |
| #65 | Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette | 11 |
| #1085 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 9 |
| #22 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #5 | booze drive button | 1 |
| #849 | burst hellseal brain | 1 |
| #300 | donated candy | 22 |
| #171 | donated food | 71 |
| #146 | ert grey goo ring | 3 |
| #11 | fancy chess set | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #555 | stainless steel skullcap | 6 |
| #319 | stainless steel slacks | 10 |
| #1007 | stainless steel solitaire | 3 |
| #661 | stainless steel suspenders | 6 |
| #36 | tiny plastic Cheer Core | 1 |
| #47 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic Mirth | 1 |
| #40 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic chem lab | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic food lab | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic nog lab | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic primary lab | 1 |