| #1263 | Angry Farmer candy | 18 |
| #676 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 5 |
| #724 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 4 |
| #348 | Jolly Roger charrrm | 10 |
| #731 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 5 |
| #970 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 1 |
| #1419 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 6 |
| #2861 | Yummy Tummy bean | 2 |
| #584 | acoustic guitarrr | 4 |
| #1013 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 4 |
| #2224 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 3 |
| #857 | awful poetry journal | 48 |
| #1952 | bottle of goofballs | 11 |
| #696 | broken cellular phone | 1 |
| #832 | chaos butterfly | 73 |
| #911 | coconut shell | 8 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #801 | disturbing fanfic | 63 |
| #409 | evil golden arch | 17 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #594 | green balloon | 2 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1051 | magical ice cubes | 3 |
| #581 | marzipan skull | 13 |
| #690 | mugcake | 1 |
| #812 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #448 | poultrygeist | 1 |
| #623 | pretty bouquet | 1 |
| #708 | procrastination potion | 23 |
| #846 | ridiculously huge sword | 4 |
| #1826 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #1580 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #6228 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2899 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1283 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 3 |
| #1794 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 3 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4844 | tiny plastic angry goat | 3 |
| #8254 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6145 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #2574 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #6132 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #4887 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 3 |
| #2690 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #8153 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #6159 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8061 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4599 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8129 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8071 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #6173 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #3315 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 5 |
| #3324 | tiny plastic mosquito | 5 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4451 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #4903 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 3 |
| #6130 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #8139 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4039 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #127 | tiny plastic sword | 1 |
| #4482 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1866 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #512 | urinal cake | 2 |
| #631 | white balloon | 2 |
| #715 | wolf mask | 10 |
| #459 | wussiness potion | 22 |