| #1264 | Angry Farmer candy | 18 |
| #676 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 5 |
| #722 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 4 |
| #347 | Jolly Roger charrrm | 10 |
| #732 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 5 |
| #968 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 1 |
| #1418 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 6 |
| #2863 | Yummy Tummy bean | 2 |
| #583 | acoustic guitarrr | 4 |
| #1012 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 4 |
| #2226 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 3 |
| #858 | awful poetry journal | 48 |
| #1949 | bottle of goofballs | 11 |
| #696 | broken cellular phone | 1 |
| #831 | chaos butterfly | 73 |
| #899 | coconut shell | 8 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #801 | disturbing fanfic | 63 |
| #409 | evil golden arch | 17 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #594 | green balloon | 2 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1041 | magical ice cubes | 3 |
| #583 | marzipan skull | 13 |
| #689 | mugcake | 1 |
| #811 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #450 | poultrygeist | 1 |
| #622 | pretty bouquet | 1 |
| #707 | procrastination potion | 23 |
| #846 | ridiculously huge sword | 4 |
| #1819 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #6213 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1282 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 3 |
| #1791 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 3 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4831 | tiny plastic angry goat | 3 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #2563 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #4878 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 3 |
| #2679 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #6146 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #3308 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 5 |
| #3316 | tiny plastic mosquito | 5 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #4890 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 3 |
| #6123 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #131 | tiny plastic sword | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #510 | urinal cake | 2 |
| #630 | white balloon | 2 |
| #715 | wolf mask | 10 |
| #458 | wussiness potion | 22 |