karate noodle

RankItemQuantity
#2141-ball30
#1542-ball48
#1783-ball42
#1584-ball49
#1335-ball57
#1596-ball47
#1717-ball47
#48-ball52,461
#6269-ball1
#4297Baron von Ratsworth's monocle1
#521Blue Diamond of Honesty1
🥈C.B.F.G.1
#86Golden Mr. Accessory1
#157Tropical Crimbo Hat1
#160Tropical Crimbo Shorts1
#189Tropical Crimbo Sword1
#273adder bladder33
#680anniversary balloon1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
#1192astral mushroom1
#261baconstone ring1
#4170badass belt8
#951bag of Cheat-Os1
#105balloon shield1
#167battered hubcap2
🥈biomechanical crimborg helmet1
🥈biomechanical crimborg leg armor1
#86black cowboy hat1
#1017box of sunshine238
#1344cheap elven gloves1
#1427festive holiday hat1
#1386gray bow tie1
#80stuffed ninja snowman104

Wow, that's 53,186 items total!

what items are this player missing?