| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #955 | bejeweled cufflinks | 1 |
| #253 | blue plastic baby | 1 |
| #447 | brown plastic baby | 1 |
| #802 | cement sandals | 1 |
| #809 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #1686 | delicious salad | 2 |
| #315 | epic wad | 1 |
| #600 | fancy opera glasses | 5 |
| #830 | garish pinky ring | 2 |
| #986 | giant designer sunglasses | 1 |
| #211 | golden plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #91 | memory of a C | 15 |
| #64 | memory of a G | 24 |
| #67 | memory of a T | 20 |
| #91 | memory of an A | 14 |
| #364 | night-vision goggles | 5 |
| #753 | passable elf mask | 7 |
| #308 | pig-iron helm | 1 |
| #910 | pocketwatch on a chain | 3 |
| #834 | poison pen | 2 |
| #326 | red plastic baby | 1 |
| #201 | slime-soaked hypophysis | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2247 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1877 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 14 |
| #7820 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 2 |
| #4246 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 9 |
| #2068 | stuffed Meat | 11 |
| #4263 | stuffed angry cow | 9 |
| #3763 | stuffed astral badger | 11 |
| #5284 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 6 |
| #4808 | stuffed cocoabo | 7 |
| #1025 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 5 |
| #1170 | stuffed doppelshifter | 8 |
| #4625 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 8 |
| #4598 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 8 |
| #4591 | stuffed hand turkey | 8 |
| #815 | stuffed martini | 9 |
| #3780 | stuffed mind flayer | 11 |
| #2261 | stuffed mink | 8 |
| #2314 | stuffed monocle | 8 |
| #4333 | stuffed scary death orb | 9 |
| #2452 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 6 |
| #3566 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 12 |
| #4403 | stuffed snowy owl | 8 |
| #4590 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 8 |
| #1685 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 4 |
| #4253 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 9 |
| #2012 | stuffed teddy butler | 12 |
| #2302 | stuffed tin of caviar | 8 |
| #5322 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 6 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #1600 | stuffing | 4 |
| #169 | synthetic stuffing | 90 |
| #669 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #899 | wad of cotton | 1 |