| Rank | Item | Quantity |
|---|---|---|
| #30 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 106 |
| #168 | Tales of the Word Realms | 2 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #1784 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #2330 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #643 | asshat | 1 |
| #829 | box of sunshine | 337 |
| #4 | cursed sea biscuit | 930 |
| #10 | sonar-in-a-biscuit | 10,121 |
| #123 | spectre scepter | 192 |
| #106 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 82 |