| #194 | "DRINK ME" potion | 161 |
| #1024 | Amulet of Yendor | 9 |
| #685 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 7 |
| #1197 | Jack-in-the-box | 1 |
| #654 | Red Rover BB gun | 2 |
| #1335 | bag of airline peanuts | 9 |
| #602 | bejeweled cufflinks | 5 |
| #500 | black candy heart | 12 |
| #294 | black-and-blue light | 198 |
| #273 | blue plasma ball | 214 |
| #590 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
| #258 | cheap studded belt | 203 |
| #1294 | clown hammer | 9 |
| #514 | cymbal syrup | 6 |
| #973 | defective skull | 12 |
| #786 | encoder ring | 10 |
| #1162 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 12 |
| #1238 | fake fake vomit | 13 |
| #923 | fancy opera glasses | 1 |
| #571 | flavored foot massage oil | 27 |
| #831 | garish pinky ring | 2 |
| #567 | giant designer sunglasses | 6 |
| #1252 | jazz soap | 10 |
| #1212 | joybuzzer | 12 |
| #794 | little paper umbrella | 16 |
| #1293 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 10 |
| #657 | magical ice cubes | 23 |
| #511 | mood ring | 9 |
| #447 | peanut brittle shield | 5 |
| #483 | personal massager | 21 |
| #681 | personalized coffee mug | 33 |
| #1274 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 6 |
| #1404 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 7 |
| #384 | red-and-green sweater | 6 |
| #1568 | rubber emo roe | 5 |
| #548 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 33 |
| #2908 | stuffed Meat | 2 |
| #2290 | stuffed key | 4 |
| #1981 | stuffed mind flayer | 26 |
| #2907 | stuffed monocle | 2 |
| #2935 | stuffed scary death orb | 16 |
| #2767 | stuffed tin of caviar | 3 |
| #1425 | whoopie cushion | 8 |
| #371 | wind-up chattering teeth | 86 |
| #813 | x-ray specs | 16 |
| #1316 | yellow snowcone | 12 |