| #459 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
| #491 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 1 |
| #481 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 1 |
| #109 | Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E. | 1 |
| #2742 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #440 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 1 |
| #870 | Jolly Roger charrrm | 1 |
| #278 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 7 |
| #781 | Mohawk wig | 3 |
| #30 | Monstar energy beverage | 460 |
| #1573 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #260 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #736 | Supernova Champagne | 1 |
| #403 | Tuesday's ruby | 4 |
| #614 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #1006 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #634 | anniversary gift box | 6 |
| #455 | beaten-up Chucks | 1 |
| #2221 | box of sunshine | 55 |
| #180 | box-in-the-box-in-the-box | 1 |
| #454 | brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #497 | bullet-proof corduroys | 2 |
| #597 | coffin lid | 1 |
| #1822 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #1811 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #332 | drum machine | 13 |
| #4233 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #1378 | fat stacks of cash | 1 |
| 🥇 | funny paper hat | 1 |
| #386 | giant cactus quill | 1 |
| #2535 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #5 | gnatloaf | 171 |
| #190 | guitar pick | 23 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #506 | happiness | 2 |
| #263 | heavy metal sonata | 2 |
| #41 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 38 |
| #36 | herb brownies | 554 |
| #575 | honey-dipped locust | 1 |
| #426 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #1124 | lead necklace | 2 |
| #454 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
| #65 | massive sitar | 4 |
| #429 | mother's little helper | 5 |
| #599 | mullet wig | 1 |
| #1121 | nanite-infested candy cane | 9 |
| #2559 | nanite-infested eggnog | 2 |
| #1396 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 4 |
| #421 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 11 |
| #356 | rocky raccoon | 29 |
| #138 | superamplified boom box | 3 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #589 | wreath of laurels | 1 |