notaustin

RankItemQuantity
#4298Baron von Ratsworth's monocle1
#413Bjorn's Hammer1
#292CRIMBCO scrip1,120
#2661Disco 'Fro Pick1
#3362Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet2
#438Mace of the Tortoise1
#17Xiblaxian xeno-detection goggles1
#333batskin belt1
#58bottle of Goldschnöckered1
#997cheap toaster2
#113crotchety pants1
#4233easter egg balloon2
#3221fuzzy dice2
#2848obsidian dagger2
#224old sweatpants324
#42pile of useless robot parts34
#231red wagon1
#107sneaky wrapping paper10
#8936stuffed Cheshire bitten1
#8943stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech1
#3170stuffed alien blob1
#8862stuffed angry cow1
#8974stuffed astral badger1
#8949stuffed baby gravy fairy1
#1466stuffed can of asparagus1
#161stuffed carpenter1
#162stuffed caterpillar1
#8830stuffed cocoabo1
#1579stuffed dodecapede1
#3201stuffed doppelshifter1
#8924stuffed flaming gravy fairy1
#8971stuffed frozen gravy fairy1
#2981stuffed gray blob1
#8977stuffed hand turkey1
#8911stuffed mind flayer1
#3072stuffed mink1
#1715stuffed ninja snowman1
#207stuffed pocketwatch1
#8939stuffed scary death orb1
#4801stuffed shoulder parrot1
#8962stuffed sleazy gravy fairy1
#8804stuffed snowy owl1
#8882stuffed spooky gravy fairy1
#3042stuffed spooky mushroom1
#8880stuffed stinky gravy fairy1
#8891stuffed undead elbow macaroni1
#179stuffed walrus1
#553stuffed yo-yo1
#32topeé1
#23topiary necktie1
#54topiary skunk1
#35topiary tights1
#10wax pants2
#91willowy bonnet1

Wow, that's 1,544 items total!

what items are this player missing?