KoC RuLeR

RankItemQuantity
#114"Humorous" T-shirt1
#190Knob Goblin nasal spray1
#315Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray1
#952bag of Cheat-Os1
#543beer lens2
#416begpwnia1
#2563black paisley oyster egg1
#813black snowcone1
#624bottle of Pinot Renoir1
#874bottle of gin7
#1296bottle of rum4
#1132bottle of tequila3
#965bottle of vodka4
#1149bottle of whiskey5
#1191boxed wine2
#597disco ball44
#515disco mask53
#1091fake hand12
#1158green candy heart1
#400half-orchid1
#649helmet turtle51
#590long-stemmed rose1
#380mariachi pants44
#1559pack of KWE trading card1
#443pasta spoon52
#1153pink candy heart1
#524pink-frosted astral cupcake1
#2040pretty flower1
#490ravioli hat43
#553right half of a heart necklace1
#1523roll of toilet paper14
#689saucepan45
#671seal tooth10
#524seal-clubbing club53
#312seal-skull helmet42
#623stolen accordion47
#8945stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech1
#8864stuffed angry cow1
#8977stuffed astral badger1
#7029stuffed baby gravy fairy3
#6182stuffed cocoabo4
#8927stuffed flaming gravy fairy1
#6350stuffed frozen gravy fairy4
#7026stuffed hand turkey3
#8943stuffed scary death orb1
#6371stuffed sleazy gravy fairy4
#6911stuffed snowy owl3
#8884stuffed spooky gravy fairy1
#8883stuffed stinky gravy fairy1
#8894stuffed undead elbow macaroni1
#2231toast61
#592turtle totem52
#586wang1

Wow, that's 696 items total!

what items are this player missing?