| #113 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #189 | Knob Goblin nasal spray | 1 |
| #314 | Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray | 1 |
| #950 | bag of Cheat-Os | 1 |
| #540 | beer lens | 2 |
| #415 | begpwnia | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #812 | black snowcone | 1 |
| #622 | bottle of Pinot Renoir | 1 |
| #874 | bottle of gin | 7 |
| #1296 | bottle of rum | 4 |
| #1133 | bottle of tequila | 3 |
| #967 | bottle of vodka | 4 |
| #1147 | bottle of whiskey | 5 |
| #1191 | boxed wine | 2 |
| #593 | disco ball | 44 |
| #511 | disco mask | 53 |
| #1096 | fake hand | 12 |
| #1159 | green candy heart | 1 |
| #399 | half-orchid | 1 |
| #645 | helmet turtle | 51 |
| #590 | long-stemmed rose | 1 |
| #380 | mariachi pants | 44 |
| #1558 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #440 | pasta spoon | 52 |
| #1155 | pink candy heart | 1 |
| #525 | pink-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #2035 | pretty flower | 1 |
| #486 | ravioli hat | 43 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #1520 | roll of toilet paper | 14 |
| #687 | saucepan | 45 |
| #669 | seal tooth | 10 |
| #520 | seal-clubbing club | 53 |
| #309 | seal-skull helmet | 42 |
| #619 | stolen accordion | 47 |
| #8929 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #8850 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8963 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #7016 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #6161 | stuffed cocoabo | 4 |
| #8912 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6338 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 4 |
| #7012 | stuffed hand turkey | 3 |
| #8935 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #6361 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 4 |
| #6900 | stuffed snowy owl | 3 |
| #8871 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8868 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8883 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #2222 | toast | 61 |
| #589 | turtle totem | 52 |
| #585 | wang | 1 |