Placet

RankItemQuantity
#101630669 scroll1
#122433398 scroll1
#934334 scroll1
#26264067 scroll1
#394668 scroll1
#193Blackfly Chardonnay24
#281Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration1
#399Cookbook of the Damned1
#1496Dr. Hobo's scalpel1
#654Elf Farm Raffle ticket1
#1008Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots1
#277Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire1
🥈LARP membership card1
#472Necrotelicomnicon1
#8Oreille Divisée brandy120
#471Sinful Desires1
#220Supernova Champagne24
#853The Big Book of Pirate Insults1
#2405Valentine1
#1171Zinc Delta of Tranquility1
#1921awful poetry journal1
#78bellhop bell9
#1654blood flower1
#72bottle of Pinot Renoir24
#5026bottle of goofballs1
#873casino pass1
#612cocktail napkin1
#951crazy little Turkish delight1
#3285diamond necklace1
#476disintegrating sheet music1
#1853disturbing fanfic1
#655donkey flipbook1
#813drab sonata1
#472dusty bottle of Marsala24
#493dusty bottle of Merlot24
#461dusty bottle of Muscat24
#479dusty bottle of Pinot Noir24
#499dusty bottle of Port24
#455dusty bottle of Zinfandel24
#1944facsimile dictionary1
#136fancy schmancy cheese sauce1
#360filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")3
#398giant glass of brandy1
#129gin and tonic1
#2776golden ring1
#734grue egg omelette1
#647happiness1
#3382heart necklace1
#454heavy metal sonata1
#605hermit permit1
#729hypodermic needle1
#499kickback cookbook1
#456leaflet1
#270library card1
#211meatsmithing guide1
🥉origami "gentlemen's" magazine1
#150pirate pamphlet1
#132pirate tract1
#427savoy truffle3
#559scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil1
#1295scroll of drastic healing1
#1479scroll of pasta summoning1
#280sensitive poetry journal1
#509skewer-mounted razor blade1
#244slingshot1
#548small leather glove1
#258smudged alchemical recipe1
#8snifter of thoroughly aged brandy18,000
#2845solid gold bowling ball1
#1063spices1
#689stalk of asparagus3
#774tattered scrap of paper1
#535teeny-tiny magic scroll1
#1620thin black candle1
#411whiskey and soda1

Wow, that's 18,414 items total!

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