| #618 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 2 |
| #11 | Daffy Taffy | 31,000 |
| #456 | Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment | 2 |
| #737 | Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir | 1 |
| #211 | Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent | 1 |
| #427 | Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm | 1 |
| #899 | M-242 | 4 |
| #1299 | Mad Train wine | 10 |
| #115 | SPF 451 lip balm | 20 |
| #623 | Supernova Champagne | 2 |
| #1478 | abominable snowcone | 1 |
| #813 | black snowcone | 1 |
| #877 | blue snowcone | 1 |
| #392 | bottle of Calcutta Emerald | 1 |
| #378 | bottle of Definit | 1 |
| #413 | bottle of Domesticated Turkey | 1 |
| #386 | bottle of Jorge Sinsonte | 1 |
| #400 | bottle of Lieutenant Freeman | 1 |
| #624 | bottle of Pinot Renoir | 1 |
| #1329 | bottle of gin | 1 |
| #266 | bottle of realpagne | 1 |
| #1584 | bottle of rum | 1 |
| #1367 | bottle of tequila | 1 |
| #1260 | bottle of vodka | 1 |
| #1505 | bottle of whiskey | 1 |
| #1334 | boxed wine | 1 |
| #731 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 12 |
| #200 | cool mushroom wine | 1 |
| #523 | cruelty-free wine | 1 |
| #1041 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 1 |
| #1062 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 1 |
| #1030 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 1 |
| #1030 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 1 |
| #801 | dusty bottle of Port | 5 |
| #840 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 3 |
| #2032 | filthy lucre | 1 |
| #880 | fine wine | 1 |
| #321 | flaming mushroom wine | 1 |
| #168 | flat mushroom wine | 1 |
| #365 | gloomy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #841 | green snowcone | 1 |
| #1342 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 10 |
| #1129 | ice-cold Willer | 10 |
| #824 | ice-cold fotie | 10 |
| #1093 | ice-cold six-pack | 1 |
| #275 | icy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #146 | knob mushroom wine | 1 |
| #156 | knoll mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1565 | mushroom fermenting solution | 1 |
| #278 | oily mushroom wine | 1 |
| #861 | orange snowcone | 1 |
| #196 | pointy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #890 | purple snowcone | 1 |
| #845 | red snowcone | 1 |
| #838 | snake | 4 |
| #842 | sparkler | 4 |
| #234 | spooky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #251 | stinky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #459 | thistle wine | 2 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #740 | yellow glowstick | 1 |
| #2115 | yellow snowcone | 1 |