| #1450 | Corpse Island iced tea | 2 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| #447 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 16 |
| #369 | Mad Train wine | 269 |
| #233 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 1 |
| #204 | Roo trading card | 1 |
| #211 | Serenity trading card | 1 |
| #853 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #217 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 1 |
| #494 | Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste | 2 |
| #485 | Trollhouse cookies | 59 |
| #694 | Tuesday's ruby | 1 |
| #228 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 1 |
| #399 | Wand of Nagamar | 13 |
| #228 | Woldo trading card | 1 |
| #597 | awful poetry journal | 111 |
| #332 | barbed-wire fence | 14 |
| #3385 | box of sunshine | 21 |
| #2111 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #616 | clay peace-sign bead | 1 |
| #61 | clockwork key | 20 |
| #457 | cocktail napkin | 4 |
| #1424 | corpsedriver | 2 |
| #423 | dirty hobo gloves | 44 |
| #144 | duct tape wallet | 12 |
| #488 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 64 |
| #377 | fancy canapés | 1 |
| #92 | flange | 31 |
| #44 | gauze hammock | 5 |
| #613 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 1 |
| #330 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 6 |
| #33 | robotronic egg | 542 |
| #1975 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 25 |
| #603 | tarrrnish charrrm | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #3874 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3882 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3846 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #1124 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #356 | vinegar-soaked lemon slice | 23 |