pillowbiter

RankItemQuantity
#1450Corpse Island iced tea2
#228Das Überkühlraum trading card1
#447Jumbo Dr. Lucifer16
#369Mad Train wine269
#233Princess Rutabaga trading card1
#204Roo trading card1
#211Serenity trading card1
#853The Big Book of Pirate Insults1
#217The Grand Poo-Bah trading card1
#494Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste2
#485Trollhouse cookies59
#694Tuesday's ruby1
#228Vaso De Agua trading card1
#399Wand of Nagamar13
#228Woldo trading card1
#597awful poetry journal111
#332barbed-wire fence14
#3385box of sunshine21
#2111chunk of depleted Grimacite1
#616clay peace-sign bead1
#61clockwork key20
#457cocktail napkin4
#1424corpsedriver2
#423dirty hobo gloves44
#144duct tape wallet12
#488ennui-flavored potato chips64
#377fancy canapés1
#92flange31
#44gauze hammock5
#613quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments1
#330ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon6
#33robotronic egg542
#1975stuffed Cheshire bitten25
#603tarrrnish charrrm1
#3932tiny plastic Axe Wound1
#8191tiny plastic Cheshire bat1
#3874tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester1
#3882tiny plastic Iiti Kitty1
#3926tiny plastic Trouser Snake1
#4543tiny plastic accordion thief1
#8211tiny plastic angry goat1
#8249tiny plastic baby gravy fairy1
#8127tiny plastic barrrnacle1
#8174tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball1
#4598tiny plastic hermit1
#3850tiny plastic whitesnake1
#3846tiny plastic zmobie1
#1124tiny shaker of salt1
#356vinegar-soaked lemon slice23

Wow, that's 1,313 items total!

what items are this player missing?