| #79 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 2 |
| #1458 | Amulet of Yendor | 1 |
| #681 | annoying pitchfork | 3 |
| #1582 | bag of airline peanuts | 4 |
| #2050 | brick | 4 |
| #1796 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #1480 | defective skull | 1 |
| #1087 | encoder ring | 2 |
| #1646 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 2 |
| #1812 | fake fake vomit | 2 |
| #1832 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #1633 | joybuzzer | 3 |
| #1563 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 4 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #1618 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 3 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8930 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #7761 | stuffed angry cow | 2 |
| #7820 | stuffed astral badger | 2 |
| #8960 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7866 | stuffed hand turkey | 2 |
| #8903 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #7879 | stuffed scary death orb | 2 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7762 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8881 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2054 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #1456 | x-ray specs | 1 |
| #1947 | yellow snowcone | 2 |